The Colbert Report
The Word - Big Deal
Season 2 • 06/07/2006
Global warming is the perfect money machine.
Christiane AmanpourThe Colbert ReportS2
Christiane Amanpour instructs Stephen on the correct way to pronounce Iraq and Iran.
The Word - MilitaryThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen proposes a military plan that will keep marriage pure between a man and a woman, regardless of whether that man and woman want to stay married.
Sign Off - 666 Almost OverThe Colbert ReportS2
The most evil day in all of human history, 6/6/06, is almost over, which means Stephen can restore evil items to his shelf.
Intro - 6/6/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight's episode is full of backward Satanic messages, gay marriage, college graduates and CNN foreign correspondent Christiane Amanpour.
ThreatDown - Bad HeroinThe Colbert ReportS2
Millions of deadly doses of Fentanyl-laced heroin might still be on the streets and Stephen advises his smack-addicted viewers to kick the H.
Sign Off - VaughnistonThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen finally decides on a combined name for Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn.
BalrogThe Colbert ReportS2
CNN confuses Satan with the Balrog from Lord of the Rings.
Steve SquyresThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks Steve Squyres, the principal investigator of the Mars Exploration Rover Mission, if they've found oil on Mars yet.
Search for a New Black Friend - First SubmissionsThe Colbert ReportS2
The e-mail responses to Stephen's search for a new black friend have been whelming.
Intro - 6/7/06The Colbert ReportS2
In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses Mars with Steve Squyres and the U.S. offers nuclear technology to Iran.
The Word - Big DealThe Colbert ReportS2
Al Gore's movie is the highest-grossing PowerPoint presentation in history.
Better Know a District - Texas' 22nd - Tom DeLayThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen describes an exquisitely gerrymandered district and gets an exclusive fake interview with Tom DeLay.
Intro - 6/8/06The Colbert ReportS2
In this episode, World Cup fever, Tom DeLay's last day in Congress and a visit with author Steven Johnson.
Steve JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS2
Author Steve Johnson talks about how kids today are recreating history in video games instead of stealing their dads' beer.
Honorary DoctorThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen received an honorary doctorate from Knox College after performing a commencement speech there.
The Word - Goooooaaaaaal!The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen explains why it would be in America's best interest to ignore the World Cup.
Good News About TerrorThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen announces that women over 40 are now more likely to get married than get killed in a terrorist attack.
A Tip From Stephen Colbert's Gardening AlmanacThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen offers a tip from his very own gardening almanac.
On Notice - Mort ZuckermanThe Colbert ReportS2
Following a poorly researched fax transmission, Stephen Colbert puts U.S. News & World Report editor Mort Zuckerman On Notice.
Intro - 6/12/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight's episode features images of Tom DeLay, the Tony Awards and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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