The Colbert Report
Hometown Hero Town - Bryce Canyon City
Season 3 • 07/25/2007
Inspired by newly-founded Bryce Canyon City, Stephen creates Colbert Report City in his studio.
The Word - Modest PorpoisalThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen suggests that by eating endangered animals we can prevent their extinction.
Movies That Are Destroying America: Chuck and LarryThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen just hopes that "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" shows the dark side of gay marriage: Kevin James naked.
Bush's ButtThe Colbert ReportS3
If the Bush administration is so secretive, would they have publicly handed over power to Dick Cheney while the president got a camera stuck up his butt?
Joining the IlluminatiThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tried every crazy handshake he could think of when he met President Bush.
Intro - 7/24/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses a scandal in the German zoo system, talks about the summer blockbuster season and interviews executive director of the ACLU, Anthony Romero.
Intro - 7/25/07The Colbert ReportS3
Scientists develop a removable tattoo, Fred Thompson demotes his campaign manager, and Stephen asks Charles Kaiser if there's a gay Superman.
The Word - No RegretsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen believes that you should never regret a decision but instead get it tattooed on your forehead.
Thompson CampaignThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen believes America deserves a president who is ready to roll up his sleeves and get to work on a 52-ounce porterhouse.
Daily KosThe Colbert ReportS3
Hey New York Times -- Stephen didn't spoil Harry Potter for you, don't ruin the war in Iraq for him.
Charles KaiserThe Colbert ReportS3
When Charles Kaiser suggests that New York is a gay metropolis because of critical mass, Stephen understands that to mean it's like a dangerous nuclear bomb.
Hometown Hero Town - Bryce Canyon CityThe Colbert ReportS3
In order to establish Colbert Report City, the show will now be taped in Utah. Go Jazz!
Intro - 7/26/07The Colbert ReportS3
North Dakota seeks to legalize hemp farming, a goddess is stripped of her title, and Stephen asks Robert Shrum whether he advised Kerry to flip or to flop.
Bob ShrumThe Colbert ReportS3
Democratic campaign strategist Bob Shrum wants to know if Stephen's wrist injury has made him reconsider his position on universal health care.
Industrial Hemp & Medical Marijuana - Aaron HoustonThe Colbert ReportS3
Medical marijuana advocate Aaron Houston tells Stephen the only thing you'd get from smoking hemp is the headache of your life.
Advice to the Gods - Nepalese Pre-Teen GoddessesThe Colbert ReportS3
A top Kumari -- a pre-teen girl Nepalese Buddhists worship as a goddess -- was recently stripped of her divinity for visiting the United States.
How Did Stephen Break His Wrist?The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen's left wrist is in a cast, though there's some confusion about what might have caused the injury.
Wrist Violence - GlorificationThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen dispels the rumor that he injured his wrist while punching out Korean strongman Kim Jong-il.
Evan OsnosThe Colbert ReportS3
Chicago Tribune's Beijing Bureau Chief, Evan Osnos, argues that the American demand for cashmere has caused pollution clouds to travel from China to American soil.
ThreatDown - Scottish SurgeonsThe Colbert ReportS3
Thanks to Scottish surgeons, the only way America can protect its ports is by crossbreeding dolphins with Homeland Security director Michael Chertoff.
The Word - SolidarityThe Colbert ReportS3
By hiring the homeless to picket for them, carpenters are protesting low wages and no benefits with low wages and no benefits.
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