The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Not Necessarily the News

Season 10 E 40 • 03/22/2005

If you want something spun right, you've got to spin it yourself.

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Queer Factor

Maine State Representative Brian Duprey wants to propose anti-gay bills so he can turn around and defeat them in congress.
03/21/2005
03:38

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The Schiavo Controversy

Senior Ethicist Stephen Colbert explains why our Washington leaders should travel around the country solving people's personal problems.
03/21/2005
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Moment of Zen - Tom DeLay - Schiavo Case

Tom DeLay expresses his opinions about Terri Shiavo's husband.
03/21/2005
06:32

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Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock talks about her new movie and mocks the size of Jon's penis.
03/21/2005
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Headlines - Congressional Meddle

Congress passes legislation to bring the Schiavo case in front of a federal judge, and President George W. Bush returns early from his vacation to sign it.
03/21/2005
03:23

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Fake News Scandal

There is a literal Liberal Media Filter that the Bush Administration is working around to speak to the people.
03/22/2005
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Catherine Keener

Catherine Keener met her husband in a river accident and Jon met his wife when she pulled him out of a volcano.
03/22/2005
04:16

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Back in Black - Steroid Testimony

Baseball needs to bring back the performance hindering substances for the children
03/22/2005
02:11

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Intro - It Hurts!

As wonderful as any absolutely ridiculous clip would be, it's even better in slow motion.
03/22/2005
00:28

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Moment of Zen - We Love United States

Iraqi Americans in suburban Detroit stage a triumphant march to support America.
03/22/2005
03:15

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Headlines - Not Necessarily the News

Wow, that news report could have been written by the U.S. State Department, which it was!
03/22/2005
02:31

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Mess O'Potamia - Anniversary Edition

The United States marks the second anniversary of the invasion of Iraq.
03/23/2005
00:38

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Preview - 3/24/05

Jon previews tomorrow's show featuring RZA from the Wu-Tang Clan and Ed Helms teaching a young journalist how to conduct an ambush interview.
03/23/2005
04:00

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Mess O'Potamia - Iraq Anniversary

Steve Carell reports live from the front lines, having just returned from a cave clearing mission.
03/23/2005
04:20

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International Pamphlet - Global Pandemic Forecast

Sony hires its first non-Japanese CEO, France wants to host the Olympics, avian flu spreads in Vietnam and Prince Charles visits New Zealand.
03/23/2005
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Intro - Barry Lashes Out

Barry Bonds blames the media for his injuries and marriage troubles.
03/23/2005
05:40

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Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne talks about the finale of "The Osbournes" and the release of his CD box set "Prince of Darkness."
03/23/2005
00:11

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Moment of Zen - Sad Barry

A downcast Barry Bonds blames the media for his recent troubles.
03/23/2005
00:07

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Moment of Zen - Government Intervention

President Bush talks about government staying out of people's lives.
03/24/2005
06:35

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Headlines - Culture of Strife

The Supreme Court has refused to intervene in the Schiavo case. What is a cable news network to do?
03/24/2005
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Other News - The DaVinci Code

The Vatican crusades against the fictional history depicted in Dan Brown's "The DaVinci Code."
03/24/2005
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