The Colbert Report
People Who Are Destroying America - Teachers
Season 8 • 03/01/2012
Parents, do you really want your children to "punch the hole" before they're ready?
The Colbert ReportS8 Countdown to Loving Mitt
Mitt Romney wins his home state of Michigan by a whopping 3.2%, causing Republicans to be even more Mittbivalent.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 2/29/12
A new way to help the poor emerges, the contraceptive debate heats up, and William Shatner eradicates the Colbert Report's tribbles.
The Colbert ReportS8 William Shatner
William Shatner discusses love, life, horses and his Broadway show "Shatner's World."
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Change We Can Believe In
Barack Obama's plan to eliminate the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy pits rich against poor, but luckily, the poor aren't buying it.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tip/Wag - Kansas' Male Birth Control Pill & New York's Babyccino
The spermicidal maniacs at the University of Kansas develop a male birth control pill, and Brooklyn coffee shops hook babies on the foam dragon.
The Colbert ReportS8 Claire Danes
Claire Danes talks about her role as a bipolar CIA agent in her TV show "Homeland."
The Colbert ReportS8 Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Yo Mama Jokes
Researchers discover a Babylonian gut-buster thought to predate even the earliest biblical "Yo Mama" joke.
The Colbert ReportS8 Countdown to Loving Mitt - Jeb Bush
As the countdown to Super Tuesday continues, Republicans consider Jeb Bush a possible last-ditch candidate.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Jeb Bush's Portrait
Stephen lovingly admires a portrait of Jeb Bush.
The Colbert ReportS8 People Who Are Destroying America - Teachers
Dawn Quarles, a Florida high school teacher, faces voter fraud fines for registering her students to vote.
The Colbert ReportS8 Countdown to Loving Mitt - Super Tuesday
From a purely mathematical standpoint, conservatives will eventually yield to the inevitability of Mitt Romney after Super Tuesday.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sport Report - Pete Weber, Danica Patrick & the New Orleans Saints
Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors.
The Colbert ReportS8 Audra McDonald
Audra McDonald gives some historical background on "Porgy and Bess" and explains why it's not a musical about Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS8 Rush Limbaugh Apologizes to Sandra Fluke
The lamestream media jumps down Rush Limbaugh's throat for calling one woman he never met a "slut" and a "prostitute," and 12 advertisers pull support from his show.
The Colbert ReportS8 Thought for Food - Responsible Snacking & Second Breakfast
Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast."
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Due or Die
Attorney General Eric Holder explains why it's perfectly legal to execute an American citizen without trial in a time of war.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jonathan Safran Foer
Jonathan Safran Foer discusses his book "The New American Haggadah" and explains the Jewish Passover tradition of retelling stories.
The Colbert ReportS8 Super Tuesday Party, Putin's Win & India's State Assembly
While the GOP candidates go all average to connect with blue collar voters for America's Super Tuesday, other election results stream in from Russia and India.
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