The Colbert Report

One Hour in the Future

Season 6 • 11/08/2010

Jay the Intern must shoot Past Stephen when he shows up one hour from now.

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08:07

We Hardly Better Knew Ye
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CNN picks up an unprecedented amount of opinions, the Sharron Angle Mystery Policy Box remains a secret, and Stephen says goodbye to some fallen friends.
11/03/2010
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00:04

Sign Off - Smiley Face Balloon
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Stephen draws a smiley face on a balloon.
11/03/2010
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00:33

Intro - 11/4/10
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Alaska still doesn't know which Republican will win, a children's TV character is outed, and Elvis Costello threatens to cut off Stephen's thumbs.
11/04/2010
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04:17

Elvis Costello
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Elvis Costello is ready for the Colbert Bump because his albums don't sell like hotcakes.
11/04/2010
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03:07

Spider-Man Is Alaska's Write-In Candidate
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Since no one knows Spider-Man's identity, Alaska's write-in votes could actually be for Joe Miller.
11/04/2010
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06:47

Tip/Wag - TSA, Bert & Dogs
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The TSA offers friendly skies with benefits, Bert moves from PBS to LGBT, and Stephen appeals to an unexpected demographic.
11/04/2010
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05:16

The Word - Nothingness
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In the unity of the free market, we are all just different parts of the same billionaire.
11/08/2010
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05:21

Reza Aslan
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According to Reza Aslan, Muslims have decided, in their secret gatherings, to bring down democracy through art.
11/08/2010
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00:05

Sign Off - Battleship
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Stephen plays a game of Battleship.
11/08/2010
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05:43

President Obama's Expensive Trip to India
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Barack Obama doesn't have to spend $200 million a day on a trip to India when he can use Cisco's new TelePresence system.
11/08/2010
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03:13

One Hour in the Future
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Jay the Intern will earn a college credit by shooting Past Stephen when he shows up one hour from now.
11/08/2010
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03:54

Cee Lo Green
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Cee Lo Green's "F**k You" is so infectious that Stephen feels like he needs to go on a course of Zithromax after he listens to it.
11/09/2010
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06:00

House Oversight Committee Hearings - Abbe Lowell
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Abbe Lowell prints more business cards as the Republican leadership prepares to move America forward to the 90s.
11/09/2010
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04:05

Decision Points
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George W. Bush's writing is so evocative, Stephen feels like he's right there holding that steaming pile of dog crap in his hand.
11/09/2010
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02:49

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Crab Vending Machines
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A businessman in China comes up with the crustacean innovation to soft sell his soft shells nowhere near the seashore.
11/09/2010
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03:28

Michelle Obama's Embarrassing Handshake
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Michelle Obama forces her arm between an Indonesian minister's reluctantly outstretched hands, as the corners of his mouth turn upward in the traditional sign of revulsion.
11/10/2010
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03:25

Statue of Jesus
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America needs a bigger Jesus because God is looking down from space, trying to figure out who loves him the most.
11/10/2010
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05:49

America's Job Loss - Beri Fox
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Instead of extending tax cuts to help small business, Marble King President Beri Fox wants the government to level the playing field.
11/10/2010
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00:04

Sign Off - Saltine Hors D'oeuvres
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Stephen spreads his mayonnaise and mustard dip over saltines, then sprinkles them with paprika.
11/10/2010
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07:48

Martha Stewart
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Stephen teaches Martha Stewart how to spread mayonnaise on Wonder Bread and sprinkle the slices with pre-sweetened Kool-Aid mix.
11/10/2010
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00:32

Colbert Platinum - Kanye West & Million-Dollar Advent Calendar Segment
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Kanye West replaces all of his lower teeth with permanent diamond implants, and Harrods sells the first million-dollar advent calendar.
11/11/2010
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