The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Goodnight in Spanish
Season 7 E 55 • 04/27/2011

For tonight's goodnight in Spanish, please pack your bags and leave the country.

Watching

03:56

The Colbert ReportS7 E54
Mitt Romney's "Peacetime" Gaffe

Haley Barbour ends his daring presidential campaign, and Mitt Romney nails Obama on a peacetime spending binge.
04/26/2011
03:25

The Colbert ReportS7 E54
Charles Manson Believes in Global Warming

Charles Manson makes the case for climate change, and Harvey Wayne Wilkes supports Obamacare and cannibalism.
04/26/2011
00:05

The Colbert ReportS7 E54
Sign Off - Taser

Stephen says goodnight with his taser.
04/26/2011
05:43

The Colbert ReportS7 E54
A.C. Grayling

A.C. Grayling's humanist Bible, "The Good Book," is a collection of great wisdom, but it's nothing Stephen would kill somebody else over.
04/26/2011
00:31

The Colbert ReportS7 E54
Intro - 4/26/11

Stephen can't hear the climate change debate over his crackling tire fire, and A.C. Grayling writes a secular Bible.
04/26/2011
03:54

The Colbert ReportS7 E55
Tip/Wag - FAA, Casio Watches & Postal Service

The FAA needs to put sleepy air traffic controllers in coach seats, Casio becomes the wristwatch of terrorists, and the postal service prints the wrong Lady Liberty.
04/27/2011
04:14

The Colbert ReportS7 E55
Anderson Cooper Goes on the Absurd-U-Chart

Anderson Cooper and his RidicuList go on the chart reserved for things that Stephen finds offensively absurd.
04/27/2011
05:34

The Colbert ReportS7 E55
Ice-T

Even though Ice-T has never done drugs, Stephen wants to know where to score some pure, uncut street cred.
04/27/2011
00:34

The Colbert ReportS7 E55
Intro - 4/27/11

The new danger in air travel comes with a $25 fee, MSNBC steals CNN's viewer, and Ice-T talks about his memoir.
04/27/2011
05:34

The Colbert ReportS7 E55
America Needs to See Obama's Report Cards

Barack Obama releases his long-form birth certificate, but Donald Trump wants the president's Occidental records.
04/27/2011
00:19

The Colbert ReportS7 E55
Sign Off - Goodnight in Spanish

For tonight's goodnight in Spanish, please pack your bags and leave the country.
04/27/2011
00:32

The Colbert ReportS7 E56
Intro - 4/28/11

Stephen travels to England for the royal wedding, points out the Tower of Buckingham and asks Wade Graham about Covent Garden.
04/28/2011
00:19

The Colbert ReportS7 E56
Sign Off - Off to the Royal Wedding

Stephen still doesn't have an invitation to the royal wedding, but he's going anyway.
04/28/2011
05:28

The Colbert ReportS7 E56
Wade Graham

Wade Graham reveals what American gardens in closets with grow lights say about the culture.
04/28/2011
04:37

The Colbert ReportS7 E56
Homeland Security Eliminates Color-Coded Terror Alert System

Stephen unclenches his sphincter when he realizes a government color chart no longer validates his paranoia.
04/28/2011
06:13

The Colbert ReportS7 E56
Progressives United - Russ Feingold

Russ Feingold starts Progressives United to muzzle the voices of minority corporations in the political process.
04/28/2011
02:53

The Colbert ReportS7 E56
Stephen Waits for His Royal Wedding Invitation in London

Stephen perfectly reproduces his set in London, complete with fog off the Thames, a Manchester United fan and an authentic cockney character.
04/28/2011
04:43

The Colbert ReportS7 E57
Francis Fukuyama

Francis Fukuyama believes Osama bin Laden's death weakens the argument for American troops staying in Afghanistan.
05/02/2011
05:18

The Colbert ReportS7 E57
Relations With Pakistan - Richard Haass

Richard Haass explains what Osama bin Laden's death means for America's relations with Pakistan.
05/02/2011
00:07

The Colbert ReportS7 E57
Sign Off - Obama's Timer Runs Out

Stephen has given President Obama enough credit for Osama bin Laden's death.
05/02/2011
00:39

The Colbert ReportS7 E57
Intro - 5/2/11

Questions remain about Obama's birth certificate, the royal wedding is a triumph, and "Fast Five" sets a record.
05/02/2011