The Colbert Report
K. David Harrison
Season 3 • 09/25/2007
K. David Harrison teaches Stephen to say, "I'm going to stab you in the gut with a knife" in Indian.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/24/07
Iran's president speaks at an Ivy League university, Congress censures MoveOn.org and Stephen nails Thomas Friedman.
The Colbert ReportS3 Thomas L. Friedman
Stephen asks Thomas Friedman what it feels like to be a guy who's passionate about UPS.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Metric System
Stephen's been railing against the metric system since he was a midday anchor in 1987.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Na Na-Na Na Na Na
We owe a debt of gratitude to the Senate for reminding us that words can hurt.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Stephen Accepts Your Apologies
This year 1-888-OOPS-JEW shared the line with 1-888-MOPS-KEY, a consumer help line for finding the best prices on janitorial equipment.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/25/07
Stephen sits down with author John Grisham and learns that half of the world's languages are going extinct.
The Colbert ReportS3 No Nuclear Iran
The New York Times issues a mea culpa for giving MoveOn.org the "blame America" discount.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Muslim Hipsters
Thank you, Muslim hipsters -- by wearing ironic T-shirts, you make the TSA's job that much easier.
The Colbert ReportS3 John Grisham
John Grisham is taking a break from writing about lawyers. Now he's writing about pizzas.
The Colbert ReportS3 Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Giuliani
Dustin Hoffman and Rudy Giuliani have been at each other ever since Hoffman beat out the former mayor for the lead in "Tootsie."
The Colbert ReportS3 K. David Harrison
Stephen asks K. David Harrison, author of "When Languages Die," if he's translating his book into any dying languages.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/26/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on NBC and iTunes, questions the validity of a third political party, and interviews Tony Bennett.
The Colbert ReportS3 Forgiving Bennett
Stephen couldn't stay mad at Tony Bennett after listening to his Emmy acceptance speech.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - A Word From Our Sponsors
With the new NBC Direct, you can't fast forward through the commercials -- you're that in control.
The Colbert ReportS3 Canadian Dollar
Economists are saying that our first president, George Washington, is no better than Canada's first president, a duck.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tony Bennett
Tony Bennett feels that celebrities have an obligation to speak up against injustice.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sam Waterston
Sam Waterston invites viewers to go to Unity08.com to choose Stephen's presidential running mate.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Early Immunization
If we offer our children things like healthcare now, who knows what other unrealistic things they'll expect?
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Bear in the Woods
Isn't it smart to be as strong as a bear -- if there is a bear?
The Colbert ReportS3 King Tut
Stephen dreams of a world where we don't see people as black or white, but as gold or not gold.
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