The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Chili Finger
Season 10 E 50 • 04/14/2005
A simple case of leopard bites off fingertip; leopard goes to Wendy's.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E49Moment of Zen - Blame America First
A TV ad urges Americans to support John Bolton's nomination to the United Nations and beat back the "blame America first" crowd.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E49Great Moments in Punditry - Apologize!
Children read from a transcript of "Hannity & Colmes" in which Sean Hannity demands that John Sylvester apologize to Condoleezza Rice for calling her "Aunt Jemima."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E49Intro - Party Whale
A beluga whale swims up the Delaware River to Jon's hometown of Trenton, NJ.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E50Moment of Zen - Bobby Fischer
Bobby Fischer speaks his mind about the legitimacy of the United States of America as a country.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E50You, Your Health & You - Pandemic
You can destroy the Influenza AH2N2 virus using the same high tech, anti-viral technology you use to heat up your Hot Pockets.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E50Mess O'Potamia - Iraq's New President
Iraq elects Talabani as president.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E50David Duchovny
David Duchovny thinks of his new movie "House of D" as an audience-pleasing, mass-successful, big-picture-trapped-in-a-little-picture's-body film.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E50Mess O'Potamia - Rumsfeld in Baghdad
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld visits Baghdad and declares that we have no exit strategy, only a "victory strategy."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E50Mess O'Potamia - Bush Addresses Troops
Tearing down the statue of Saddam Hussein is a great moment in the history of liberty; putting an American flag over the face, however, goes on liberty's blooper reel.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E50International Pamphlet - Iranian Lady Cops
The new Iranian police women have fewer rights than the male criminals they arrest, Bobby Fischer has a theory about why he's been arrested, and Kyrgystan gets a coup.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E50Intro - Chili Finger
You probably heard about the woman who found a fingertip in her chili at Wendy's. If you haven't heard, a woman found a fingertip in her chili at Wendy's.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E51This Week in God - Manifes-station
Stephen Colbert gives your blind faith that little bit of physical evidence it needs to keep it going.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E51Headlines - Pope-Secret
115 Roman Catholic cardinals gather in the Sistine Chapel for a conclave to choose the next pope.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E51Intro - Oprah
Jon talks about the magical backstage at "The Oprah Winfrey Show."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E51Robert Reich
Robert Reich discusses his new book, "Reason," and explains why he thinks liberals will win the "battle for America."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E51Moment of Zen - Papal Conclave
A delegate at the papal conclave burns other delgates ballots.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E51Papal Conclave
Ed Helms reports live from the papal conclave and tests out his new conclave simulator.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E52Eye On Breasts
The FDA cures racklessness by reversing a 13-year ban on silicon breast implants
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E52Ratz!
Although the major news networks are at first unable to tell black smoke from white, they are eventually able to report on the newly selected pope, Wonka V.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E52Sarah Vowell
Sarah Vowell comes on in support of her new book "Assassination Vacation," which details the assassination of calm James Garfield by doddering, homeless Charles Guiteau.