The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 9 • 08/18/2004
Burt Reynolds talks about a stuttering, illiterate hillbilly with no teeth.
High on the OlympicsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
The internet and news sources have ruined the excitement of the Olympics for Jon Stewart.
GOV StoryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Homosexual Governor Jim McGreevey and his wife are still working on the issues they have to work on.
Don't Mess With Don't Mess With TexasThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
The popular slogan Don't Mess With Texas was originally aimed at litter prevention but now appears on tons of future litter.
Senator Norm ColemanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Senator Norm Coleman went from being a Jewish Democrat in Brooklyn to a Republican in Minnesota.
Moving Private RyanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
President Bush announces the troops will finally be coming home, but not the troops you're thinking of and not for another ten years.
A Round of ShotsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Ed Helms wonders if there is anything more terrifying than a bar full of people without guns.
Tough CellThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Laura Bush attacks stem cell research proponents as sellers of false hope.
Moment of Zen - TorchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
A woman holding a torch slides down a wire to a stage in Times Square.
Intro - Muqtada al-SadrThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Muqtada al-Sadr decides to throw away the militia and join the political process.
To the Bapt Cave!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Archaeologists excavate a cave that may be the site of many of the baptisms performed by John the Baptist -- or as he was known to his friends -- Johnny Wet Fingers.
Burt ReynoldsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Burt Reynolds tells Jon how they cast the stuttering rapist in "Deliverance."
Seth GreenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Seth Green and Jon talk about blinged-out bears and your civic duty.
Indecision 2004 Peaceful Protest DiscountThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Mayor Bloomberg embarks on an ambitious program to reward peaceful protestors with cheaper fast food.
The Colbert ReportThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
On the Colbert Report, top leaders check in, but they don't check out.
Swift Boat Veterans for RevengeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
John Kerry and everyone else on the swift boats, save Larry Thurlow, were pussies.
Back in Black Olympic FeverThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Bush uses the Olympics to remind us that democracy will triumph over terror.
Indecision 2004 Crowd ControlThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Both John Kerry and George W. Bush take advantage of biased and pre-organized crowds to deflect them from actually having to answer questions.
Moment of Zen -Too Good To Be TrueThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
George W. Bush gets lauded by a handpicked and prescreened health savings account investor.
Next Week 8/23/04The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Stephen Colbert dons a Viking helmet and sings in a girlish squeal to a stranger in a parking lot.
Kerry ControversyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
In the midst of a sex tour of Southeast Asia, Rob Corddry takes time to not share his opinion on John Kerry's war record.
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