The Colbert Report

Ohio State Loses

Season 3 • 01/09/2007

When you're number one, you get to win.

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03:16

The Gallotastic Executacular - Hangin' With Mr. Hussein
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Stephen is upset that Saddam Hussein was executed while Stephen was on vacation, especially as he was already planning a 30-minute special for it.
01/08/2007
05:51

Ethan Nadelmann
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Director of the Drug Policy Alliance Ethan Nadelmann argues to legalize marijuana to reduce America's prison population.
01/08/2007
00:29

Intro - 1/8/07
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In this episode, Stephen discusses Saddam Hussein's execution, welcomes the new Democratic Congress and interviews Drug Policy Alliance Chair Ethan Nadelmann.
01/08/2007
04:58

The Word - Facts
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Since the Democrat's version of reality is unfortunately based on reality, Stephen wants to fight facts with "facts."
01/08/2007
00:31

Intro - 1/9/07
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Stephen tells Boy Scout Council 289 to pack their bags, and wonders why celebrities can't fight to the death.
01/09/2007
01:55

Sign Off - Farewell, James Brown
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Though it's sad to lose the Godfather of Soul, there is a silver lining for Stephen.
01/09/2007
01:24

Not a Sex Scandal
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On behalf of Catholics everywhere, Stephen thanks Archbishop Wielgus for merely selling out his peers to a godless, totalitarian regime.
01/09/2007
06:18

Jim Cramer
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Jim Cramer tells Stephen how to get the most out of watching his show.
01/09/2007
03:51

The Word - Texas Hold 'Em
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Stephen has advice for the president: send everyone to Iraq. Americans need to sacrifice more.
01/09/2007
04:54

We the Mediator - Celebrity Feuds
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Stephen picks sides in celebrity fights between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump, Madonna and Angelina Jolie, and Amitabh Bachchan and Shahrukh Khan.
01/09/2007
01:11

Ohio State Loses
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The Florida Gators don't care what kind of message they're sending to America's enemies.
01/09/2007
05:57

David Kamp
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Stephen and David Kamp discuss the fancy-pantsification of American food.
01/10/2007
01:49

President's Speech
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Watching President Bush address the nation is like hanging out with your best bud.
01/10/2007
03:56

The Word - Worry
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Stephen wants to delicately remove Missouri and replace it with a stronger heartland: Texas.
01/10/2007
02:06

Invasion of the Country Snatchers
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Winning baby contests is what illegal immigrants are leaving their families and risking their lives to come here for.
01/10/2007
00:30

Intro - 1/10/07
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The red states may be turning blue, Tek Jansen has a new adventure, and America's taste in food is getting fancier.
01/10/2007
00:17

Sign Off - Thawing Meat
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Never thaw meat, poultry and fish products on the counter or in the sink without cold water.
01/10/2007
05:23

Tek Jansen - Hounds of Hell: Ragtime Billy Peaches
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In this episode, Tek Jansen is mysteriously teleported to the combatosphere orbiting over Asteroid Z.
01/10/2007
03:28

What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Doubled Up
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Stephen reminds his viewers that just because the numbers on the board are between one and five hundred, that doesn't mean the number he's thinking of is.
01/11/2007
04:02

Tip/Wag - Science and Technology
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Stephen is outraged by the iPhone unless he gets one for free.
01/11/2007
06:48

Judy Woodruff
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Judy Woodruff talks about her new PBS documentary on Generation Next and grills Stephen on his tattoos.
01/11/2007
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