The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Bare Necessities
Season 5 • 06/12/2001
Americans must be ready to sacrifice the basic necessities, like the electronic coffee scoop.
Boxer Rebellion/Milk of TunisiaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Costumed Disney employees win right to wear own underwear after company issued underpants spread pubic lice and scabies.
Moment of Zen - Selling HomosexualityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Robert Knight states that Abercrombie and Fitch ads clearly sell homosexuality.
Joe QueenanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Joe Queenan would prefer his wife to twist his neck for nothing instead of paying a chiropractor.
Lord Viper Scorpion on Internet DatingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
If you like the gals who keep their Halloween decorations up all year long, the Goth dating websites are for you.
National Lampoon's European VacationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
If we can just get these developing countries to stop trying to improve their standard of living, everything will be fine.
E.T. Sing StandardsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Have you ever been sitting next to someone on the bus and said to yourself, "I wish this jackass with the cell phone would stop talking and start singing 'Wichita Lineman'?"
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Gene Simmons' tongue is bigger and drier than Jon Stewart's body.
Karaoke Cell Phone Technology ExistsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
David Duchovny will be on the Daily Show tomorrow because Jon Stewart told him they were on a network.
Moment of Zen - Let It BeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A middle aged man sings "Let It Be" from his Karaoke cell phone.
Gene SimmonsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Gene Simmons met the mother of his children at the Playboy Mansion and Jon Stewart met his wife at a bar mitzvah.
The Bare NecessitiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Fear not America, we've made it through inconvenience before and we'll make it again, with or without our digital pasta fork.
Bush's First European TripThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Bush's handlers tell him he's in Mexico because it seems to have a calming effect on him.
Back in Black - Summer VacationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Black won't be reading hieroglyphics off a tomb, using the Brooklyn Bridge as a jungle gym, skydiving in Australia, or bullfighting in Spain
Moment of Zen - Bush Speaks SpanishThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
President Bush makes a speech in Spanish.
Rhyme SceneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
You can't talk about rose petals and daffodils if all you grew up around was bottle tops and soda cans.
European VacationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
President Bush and the First Lady arrive in Europe to Belgians protesting all the things President Bush defends.
Easy Listening SummitThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The key note speaker of the Easy Listening Summit is currently caught between the moon and New York City.
David DuchovnyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
David Duchovny talks about the great conversations he has with his two-year-old daughter.
News Recap - Bush in EuropeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon recaps the top stories including Bush's European trip and the Hip-Hop summit in New York.
I on News - First Family PrivacyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The media felt so bad about devoting so much coverage to Jenna and Barbara Bush, they devoted an enormous amount of coverage to that overcoverage.
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