The Colbert Report

Formidable Opponent - Superpowers

Season 2 • 01/24/2006

Stephen Colbert explains how President Bush protects us from General Zod.

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00:35

Intro - 1/23/06
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NASCAR fans will be glad to hear that unleaded gasoline is extremely flammable.
01/23/2006
05:54

David Gregory
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Stephen hits a nerve by comparing David Gregory to Major Garrett.
01/23/2006
02:38

Oprah's Book Club
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A new translation of Elie Wiesel's "Night" has Stephen wondering if it should be categorized as a memoir or a novel.
01/23/2006
01:58

Dr. Love
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Stephen feels responsible for the fact that couples with televisions in their bedrooms have less sex, so he tries to help out.
01/23/2006
05:19

ThreatDown - Hamas
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Stephen puts Hamas on notice for being in league with America's real #1 threat.
01/23/2006
02:55

The Word - Chernobyl
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Stephen takes a look at the bright side of Chernobyl and Hurricane Katrina.
01/24/2006
02:12

The In-Box - DVDs
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Stephen uses his own in-box to remind himself to return some DVDs.
01/24/2006
03:16

Most Depressing Day of the Year
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Not even kittens, monster trucks and Juan Gabriel can cheer up Stephen on the most depressing day of the year.
01/24/2006
00:32

Intro - 1/24/06
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Stephen whispers information about wiretapping, explains your longing for cheesecake and gives America a big kiss.
01/24/2006
06:30

Robin Givhan
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Stephen Colbert struts his stuff before Washington Post fashion columnist Robin Givhan.
01/24/2006
04:02

Formidable Opponent - Superpowers
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Stephen Colbert takes on himself in a battle of privacy vs. wiretapping, complete with heat vision and force fields.
01/24/2006
01:43

Bill O'Reilly: Fan of the Show
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A New York Post story reports that Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly is a fan of The Colbert Report.
01/25/2006
00:31

Intro - 1/25/06
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On the agenda: Canada borrows conservative American politics, New Jersey's fightin' 8th and how Norah Vincent passed as a man to write a book.
01/25/2006
06:28

Norah Vincent
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Author Norah Vincent bulked up in order to pass as a man for her book, "Self-Made Man," but she didn't go on the juice.
01/25/2006
04:27

The Word - Remote Control
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After only three months being broadcast in Canada, The Colbert Report got a conservative Prime Minister elected. Next stop: Iran.
01/25/2006
06:43

Better Know a District - New Jersey's 8th - Bill Pascrell
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Representative Bill Pascrell introduced legislation to limit stereotypical portrayals of Italian-Americans; Stephen recuts "The Godfather" accordingly.
01/25/2006
01:14

Thundersnow
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The newly discovered thundersnow is all the evidence Stephen needs to know that God is pissed.
01/26/2006
01:26

One of the Heroes: Lily S.
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Stephen honors an 11-year-old hero in North Carolina.
01/26/2006
02:48

Who's Attacking Me Now? - Marina Core
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Ex-Marina Core member Stephen Colbert defends himself against Russ Lieber.
01/26/2006
00:31

Intro - 1/26/06
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Liberal pundit Paul Begala shows up to tell Stephen why Dr. Howard Dean can't transplant the Democrats a spine.
01/26/2006
02:45

Colbert Cruise - Write Off
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Stephen introduces the Colbert Cruise -- the theme this year: The Fight to Take Back America.
01/26/2006
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