The Colbert Report

Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Fireplace Portrait

Season 6 • 02/04/2010

A fun feature of Stephen's fireplace portrait is he'll age over the years so you don't have to.

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Job Man Caravan - Peter Cove

Peter Cove helps the studio audience get back to work by taking questions and offering advice.
02/03/2010
00:11

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Sign Off - Office Pool

If you had "30 minutes" in your office Length of the Colbert Report Pool, you won.
02/03/2010
00:31

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Intro - 2/3/10

Stephen asks if gays should be allowed to serve openly in the military, and John Durant wants us to live like cavemen.
02/03/2010
02:58

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Job Man Caravan

Unemployment is racing out of control faster than a Toyota Camry through your grandmother's garage door.
02/03/2010
02:50

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Be Almost All That You Can Be

John McCain won't consider changing the "don't ask, don't tell" policy until he hears from every leader of the military.
02/03/2010
00:32

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Intro - 2/4/10

A CIA agent makes startling revelations, and Henry Louis Gates, Jr. reveals Stephen's ancestry.
02/04/2010
06:12

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Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. informs Stephen that he's the whitest man he's ever tested using genetic analysis.
02/04/2010
04:50

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Tip/Wag - Waterboarding & Canada's History

A former CIA operative admits to lying about the effectiveness of waterboarding, and The Beaver changes its name to Canada's History.
02/04/2010
01:57

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Hermaphrodites Can't Be Gay

It is physically impossible for hermaphrodites to be gay -- they can be straight, double straight or double gay.
02/04/2010
04:57

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Formidable Opponent - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial

Stephen wants to give Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a fair public trial until he hears Stephen's defense.
02/04/2010
00:59

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Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Fireplace Portrait

The final item up for auction is Stephen's old fireplace portrait benefiting the Yellow Ribbon Fund.
02/04/2010
05:22

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Jonathan Safran Foer

Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values.
02/08/2010
00:07

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for the show, everybody.
02/08/2010
05:12

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Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter

Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter and defends Rush Limbaugh for calling liberals "retards."
02/08/2010
02:50

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Office Super Bowl Ad Pool

Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras.
02/08/2010
06:02

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The Word - Faux 'N' Tell

If the underwear bomber was weak enough to give intelligence when he wasn't tortured, imagine what he would have said under duress.
02/08/2010
00:12

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Sign Off - It's Lonely at the Top

Stephen's lonely at the top, and he can't imagine what it's like where you are.
02/09/2010
05:18

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George Stephanopoulos

George Stephanopoulos discusses his work on "The Week" and "GMA" over a Heineken.
02/09/2010
02:44

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Celebrate Black History Month With Heineken

The best way to rejoice in the achievements of our black countrymen is with a Heineken.
02/09/2010
06:52

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Corporate Free Speech - Chris Dodd

Chris Dodd proposes a constitutional amendment to prevent elections from becoming the Super Bowl of advertising.
02/09/2010
03:32

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Markus Bestin

Markus Bestin follows in the footsteps of Rosa Parks and Gandhi by fighting for civil man-whore rights.
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