The Colbert Report
Season 4 • 12/02/2008
Jeffrey Goldberg thinks our system of airline security is a sham.
Intro - 12/1/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen checks in on the war in Afghanistan. He can't wait to see how it's fixed itself while he hasn't been paying attention.
War in AfghanistanThe Colbert ReportS4
The best way to make heroin uncool is to get Al Roker hooked on smack.
Roland FryerThe Colbert ReportS4
Roland Fryer details his innovative program that pays kids for good grades.
Tip/Wag - All Wag Christmas EditionThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen always thought any card that was blank inside was atheist, but one un-American greeting card company goes a step further.
The Word - A Man Named PlaxicoThe Colbert ReportS4
Some are calling Plaxico Burress the Rosa Parks of people who have shot themselves in the thigh in a nightclub.
Buy Stephen's Boots on eBayThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen's boots reek of holiday cheer and are up for auction on eBay.
Operation Humble Kanye - Buy Stephen's AlbumThe Colbert ReportS4
Buy Stephen's album on iTunes tomorrow before Kanye West's head gets any bigger.
Colbert Platinum - Christmas EditionThe Colbert ReportS4
The Miguel Caballero bulletproof Polo shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who has everything, including a price on his head.
Intro - 12/2/08The Colbert ReportS4
A Giants wide receiver is charged with gun possession. He -- could -- go -- all -- the -- way -- to -- jail!
Jeffrey GoldbergThe Colbert ReportS4
Jeffrey Goldberg believes airports don't have security -- they've got security theater.
The Word - Barack-Handed ComplimentThe Colbert ReportS4
Rush Limbaugh isn't the only one who compliments Barack Obama's scheming.
The End, Not the BeginningThe Colbert ReportS4
Unfortunately, it's not the beginning of the show.
NASA Spider EscapesThe Colbert ReportS4
If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.
Nailed 'Em - Radical KnittingThe Colbert ReportS4
Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.
Intro - 12/3/08The Colbert ReportS4
The media reacts to Obama's cabinet picks -- there's a debate over whether to shower him with praise or adulation.
Barbara WaltersThe Colbert ReportS4
Barbara Walters lists some previous fascinating people we've already forgotten.
Nicholas WadeThe Colbert ReportS4
Nicholas Wade explains why he's going to all the trouble of recreating a woolly mammoth.
Movies That Are Destroying America - Holiday Movie EditionThe Colbert ReportS4
The Santa in "Miracle on 34th Street" is a socialist.
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