The Colbert Report

Jeffrey Goldberg

Season 4 • 12/02/2008

Jeffrey Goldberg thinks our system of airline security is a sham.

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00:38

Intro - 12/1/08
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Stephen checks in on the war in Afghanistan. He can't wait to see how it's fixed itself while he hasn't been paying attention.
12/01/2008
02:35

War in Afghanistan
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The best way to make heroin uncool is to get Al Roker hooked on smack.
12/01/2008
00:03

Good Night
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Stephen says good night.
12/01/2008
05:18

Roland Fryer
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Roland Fryer details his innovative program that pays kids for good grades.
12/01/2008
04:48

Tip/Wag - All Wag Christmas Edition
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Stephen always thought any card that was blank inside was atheist, but one un-American greeting card company goes a step further.
12/01/2008
05:19

The Word - A Man Named Plaxico
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Some are calling Plaxico Burress the Rosa Parks of people who have shot themselves in the thigh in a nightclub.
12/02/2008
00:48

Buy Stephen's Boots on eBay
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Stephen's boots reek of holiday cheer and are up for auction on eBay.
12/02/2008
03:28

Operation Humble Kanye - Buy Stephen's Album
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Buy Stephen's album on iTunes tomorrow before Kanye West's head gets any bigger.
12/02/2008
03:58

Colbert Platinum - Christmas Edition
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The Miguel Caballero bulletproof Polo shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who has everything, including a price on his head.
12/02/2008
00:36

Intro - 12/2/08
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A Giants wide receiver is charged with gun possession. He -- could -- go -- all -- the -- way -- to -- jail!
12/02/2008
05:41

Jeffrey Goldberg
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Jeffrey Goldberg believes airports don't have security -- they've got security theater.
12/02/2008
05:24

The Word - Barack-Handed Compliment
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Rush Limbaugh isn't the only one who compliments Barack Obama's scheming.
12/03/2008
00:11

The End, Not the Beginning
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Unfortunately, it's not the beginning of the show.
12/03/2008
03:14

NASA Spider Escapes
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If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.
12/03/2008
04:31

Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting
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Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.
12/03/2008
00:36

Intro - 12/3/08
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The media reacts to Obama's cabinet picks -- there's a debate over whether to shower him with praise or adulation.
12/03/2008
06:10

Barbara Walters
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Barbara Walters lists some previous fascinating people we've already forgotten.
12/03/2008
00:15

Returning Monday
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The show will return Monday, or will it?
12/04/2008
05:14

Nicholas Wade
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Nicholas Wade explains why he's going to all the trouble of recreating a woolly mammoth.
12/04/2008
04:51

Movies That Are Destroying America - Holiday Movie Edition
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The Santa in "Miracle on 34th Street" is a socialist.
12/04/2008
00:35

Intro - 12/4/08
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A new report predicts a biological attack within the next five years. That report sponsored by the Duct Tape Council.
12/04/2008
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