The Colbert Report
Intro - 7/15/08
Season 4 • 07/15/2008
We may have to learn how to spell Venezuela soon.
Belgians Buy BudweiserThe Colbert ReportS4
Since Stephen heard Anheuser-Busch sold itself to a Belgian brewer, he's been drinking non-stop before those waffle humpers change the formula.
Daniel C. EstyThe Colbert ReportS4
Daniel C. Esty believes the free market can solve the environmental problem. Stephen's been saying that for years.
The Word - PricelessThe Colbert ReportS4
A human life is 6.9 million dollars. Gaming the system to protect industry from safety regulations: priceless.
Intro - 7/14/08The Colbert ReportS4
The cost of living keeps going up, although death is surprisingly affordable.
Barack Obama's Church Search - Lama Surya DasThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Lama Surya Das if it would be hard for Barack Obama to convert from a secret Muslim to a Buddhist.
Jason RileyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Jason Riley if he's afraid a Mexican will take over his job on the editorial board of The Wall Street Journal.
Difference Makers - Donald TrumpThe Colbert ReportS4
Donald Trump is a reclusive patriot who has the courage and generosity to erect a huge flagpole.
The New Yorker CoverThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen thinks The New Yorker cover of Barack Obama dressed like a Muslim terrorist fist bumping his wife is funny, because it's true.
Julia E. SweigThe Colbert ReportS4
As South America becomes more independent and powerful, Stephen asks Julia E. Sweig if we have to start caring about soccer.
Intro - 7/15/08The Colbert ReportS4
Is Venezuela becoming such a grave threat that we're going to have to learn how to spell it?
The Word - PlaceboThe Colbert ReportS4
We want to believe that the nothing President Bush is offering is the something we've all been waiting for.
Alpha Dog of the Week - George W. BushThe Colbert ReportS4
President Bush has been forced to do a terrible job of pretending to care what people think of him, but not anymore.
Rush is HereThe Colbert ReportS4
Jimmy is so excited about Rush's appearance that he replaces Stephen's theme song.
Intro - 7/16/08The Colbert ReportS4
Is offshore drilling the solution to the oil shortage? It is definitely the solution to our whale surplus.
Elizabeth EdwardsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen tells Elizabeth Edwards we already have universal health care. It's called prayer.
OFECThe Colbert ReportS4
Gas station owners never expected the price of gas to get this high, so no one bought enough number fours for the signs. No one that is, except for Stephen!
Intro - 7/17/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wakes up as Rush finishes "Tom Sawyer" from last night.
Tip/Wag - 9/11 BillboardThe Colbert ReportS4
Just because you're linking Democrats to 9/11, doesn't mean you have to be rude.
Green Screen Challenge - Bill O'Reilly RantThe Colbert ReportS4
John McCain is united with Stephen's other favorite person, Bill O'Reilly.
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