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Space Madness

Season 3 • 02/08/2007

Stephen's wearing a diaper.

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Tek Jansen - From the Future

Teks from further and further in the future keep showing up to save kids from each other, deliver messages, and have sex (by accident).
02/07/2007
06:37

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Steven Pinker

Stephen tells Steven Pinker that he doesn't fear evolution because he doesn't believe in it.
02/07/2007
00:36

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Intro - 2/7/07

Stephen asks if the Democrats should respond to the Republicans' nonbinding resolution with a nonbinding resolution, and expects to have his mind read by guest Steven Pinker.
02/07/2007
03:47

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California Values Watch

If Loretta Sanchez's sister Linda is Nicky Hilton, Loretta is Paris.
02/07/2007
02:54

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The Word - Silence

America's enemies hang on every word that passes through the Senate. That's why it's important for senators to say nothing.
02/07/2007
01:50

The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen for President - A Sign

In response to the overwhelming Colbert-for-president forces, Stephen assembles an exploratory committee to determine if he's going to assemble an exploratory committee.
02/08/2007
06:00

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Chris Hedges

Chris Hedges tells Stephen why the Christian right are America fascists and why his views of Christianity proves that he was home schooled.
02/08/2007
02:48

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Was It Really That Bad? - Salem Witch Trials

Stephen compares the trial of Lewis "Scooter" Libby to the Salem witch trials and shows why it really wasn't that bad.
02/08/2007
00:30

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Intro - 2/8/07

Stephen finds out if America is ready for a black president and if the Scooter Libby trial is actually a witch hunt. Then, Chris Hedges talks about the bad kind of fascism.
02/08/2007
06:38

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Debra Dickerson

Stephen examines whether or not Barack Obama is black with the help of Debra Dickerson.
02/08/2007
02:36

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Space Madness

Stephen defends Lisa Nowak, not so much for confronting her romantic rival, but for wearing a diaper -- plenty of busy professionals, like Bill Gates, wear diapers.
02/08/2007
05:29

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Tip/Wag - John Howard

Stephen tips the hat from the gays to eleven feet of snow and to John Howard, then wags his finger at a talking urinal cake and John Howard.
02/12/2007
00:31

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Intro - 2/12/07

The pentagon may get a second chance to manipulate intelligence, identical snowflakes fall in upstate New York, and the forecast is sunny with a chance of nailing.
02/12/2007
06:42

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Michael Oppenheimer

Dr. Michael Oppenheimer says Stephen can help address the climate crisis with only minor sacrifices. Stephen says he's got the wrong guy.
02/12/2007
01:31

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Amitabh Bachchan

This week's Alpha Dog is Bollywood film star Amitabh Bachchan, who survived a camel kick to the head due to an indestructible turban.
02/12/2007
03:17

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The Word - Inappropriate

An investigator called Douglas Feith's manipulation of intelligence "inappropriate." Stephen thinks that's a compliment.
02/12/2007
00:59

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Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Eight-Child Policy

China is on the rise, and to maintain supremacy, America's going to have to breed like Mormon squirrels.
02/13/2007
03:28

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Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Take the Pulse

Stephen takes ordinary Americans' questions about Chinese outsourcing, aphrodisiacs, games, families and bootleg DVDs.
02/13/2007
06:40

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Sheryl WuDunn

Stephen asks journalist Sheryl WuDunn whether China is a friend, a foe, or a frenemy.
02/13/2007
04:44

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The Word - Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Frenemy

China is surpassing us everywhere, including in coal consumption, military personnel and executions -- because Texas can't do it alone.
02/13/2007
06:18

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Lance Armstrong

Stephen asks Lance Armstrong if "Livestrong" isn't a little weak compared to "Livestronger" or "Livestrongest."
02/14/2007
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