The Colbert Report
The Enemy Within - Backyard Clothesline
Season 6 • 05/05/2010
Susan Taylor violates subdivision rules by hanging her clothes out to dry in her backyard.
Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Time TravelThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen "Hef on Wheels" Hawking wouldn't go back in time to kill Hitler or save Jesus -- he'd tag Marilyn Monroe in her prime.
Mark MoffettThe Colbert ReportS6
Mark Moffett describes the elaborate social structures of ants that include market economies and nationalism.
The Word - Flight RiskThe Colbert ReportS6
Michael J. Fox interrupts Stephen so they can talk about his new book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future."
Intro - 5/4/10The Colbert ReportS6
Authorities capture the attempted Times Square bombing suspect, and Mark Moffett says humans have a lot in common with ants.
Sign Off - Michael J. Fox Gets Locked InThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wishes he had time to talk to Michael J. Fox about his book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future."
Sign Off - Dancing With JulianThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen dances with Julian, the new cameraman he found on Rentboy.com.
Dave IsayThe Colbert ReportS6
Dave Isay has learned that moms, no matter where they come from, share a lot in common.
Intro - 5/5/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's Alpha Dog will bark your throat out, there's an enemy in your backyard, and Dave Isay discusses his book about moms.
Alpha Dog of the Week - George RekersThe Colbert ReportS6
Reverend George Rekers travels to Europe with a male prostitute because he can't lift his own luggage.
Nashville Flood WakeboarderThe Colbert ReportS6
The fun police bust a guy wakeboarding on top of what was once a productive Nashville business district.
The Enemy Within - Backyard ClotheslineThe Colbert ReportS6
Neighbors fine Susan Taylor for violating subdivision rules, but nothing will stop her from drying her clothes outside.
Stewart BrandThe Colbert ReportS6
Stewart Brand accepts the use of nuclear power because he wants to see us get off all the fossil fuels.
White People Prayer GapThe Colbert ReportS6
Franklin Graham calls Islam an evil religion that practices murder, and white people are getting outprayed.
British Election Couverage - Andrew SullivanThe Colbert ReportS6
As the polls close in Great Britain's parliamentary election, Andrew Sullivan predicts chaotic results.
Movies That Are Destroying America - 2010 Summer Movie EditionThe Colbert ReportS6
"Prince of Persia" glamorizes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "Sex and the City 2" cheats on America, and "Iron Man 2" hasn't advertised enough.
Sign Off - The USA TodayThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight while reading The USA Today.
Greece Wither Soon - Scheherazade RehmanThe Colbert ReportS6
Scheherazade Rehman says the Germans did the right thing by bailing out Greece, but it was too little, too late.
Oil Containment Solution RandomizerThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen offers BP ways to shut off the geyser in the Gulf with his Oil Containment Solution Randomizer.
Intro - 5/10/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen thinks of ways to stop the Gulf oil spill, and Gary Johnson wants to raise money by legalizing pot.
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