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The Word - Sweet Smell of Success
Season 5 • 01/12/2009
Axe body spray has got to be at least as effective as the bailout.
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04:18
New York Times Abandons Dignity
The Colbert Report
S5
The New York Times drops to its knees in a back alley for 20 bucks like the rest of us.
01/08/2009
00:12
A Really Good Book
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen remarks on his really good book.
01/08/2009
03:24
Leg Wrestling Rematch
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen will take on Jason Chaffetz and the entire KSTU Fox 13 news team.
01/08/2009
04:40
Yahweh or No Way - Roland Burris
The Colbert Report
S5
You can hear Rod Blagojevich's entire conversation with God on the FBI wiretap.
01/08/2009
00:33
Intro - 1/8/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Does God speak directly to us? Stephen will tell you His answer.
01/08/2009
00:36
Intro - 1/12/09
The Colbert Report
S5
In his last press conference, President Bush admits to the biggest mistake of his presidency: holding press conferences.
01/12/2009
06:09
Anthony Romero
The Colbert Report
S5
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
01/12/2009
00:12
A Lot More to Say
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen will give you some time for your eardrums to scab over.
01/12/2009
04:30
Bush's Last Press Conference
The Colbert Report
S5
When it comes to connecting the dots, President Bush can't win.
01/12/2009
02:35
Stephen Jr. on Christmas Eve
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen Jr. is spotted on Christmas eve getting ready to fly around the world delivering the gift of yuletide joy and rodent parts.
01/12/2009
05:40
The Word - Sweet Smell of Success
The Colbert Report
S5
Axe body spray works for awkward teenage males, so it should work for the economy.
01/12/2009
04:19
On Notice - Limey Squirrel Eaters
The Colbert Report
S5
Bloodthirsty blokes react to the economic downturn by eating squirrels.
01/13/2009
06:16
Niall Ferguson
The Colbert Report
S5
Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
01/13/2009
02:40
Bush Presidency Aged Us
The Colbert Report
S5
The Bush presidency has aged everyone, including Stephen.
01/13/2009
05:44
Cold War Update - Cuba
The Colbert Report
S5
If we open up relations with Cuba, the allure of rum, mambo and spicy Latinas could prove irresistible.
01/13/2009
00:17
That's All the Time We Have
The Colbert Report
S5
That's all the time we have for tonight, tomorrow night, and last night's show.
01/13/2009
00:30
Intro - 1/13/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Russians cut off the natural gas pipeline to Europe in the most boring James Bond plotline ever.
01/13/2009
08:06
P.K. Winsome - Obama Collectibles
The Colbert Report
S5
P.K. Winsome believes the merchandising of Barack Obama is the dream that Martin Luther King, Jr. envisioned.
01/14/2009
02:26
Little Victories - America's Galaxy Is Big
The Colbert Report
S5
Good news: the Milky Way is about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy.
01/14/2009
00:32
Intro - 1/14/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Is Barack Obama being over-marketed? For just $25 you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer.
01/14/2009
06:20
Alan Khazei
The Colbert Report
S5
Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.
01/14/2009
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