The Colbert Report

Intro - 8/7/08

Season 4 • 08/07/2008

Stephen hopes some Beijing Olympics athletes have compelling stories that can be set to piano music.

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Spanish Audio

If you were listening to the Spanish audio of tonight's broadcast, Stephen wants to see your green card.
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Colbert Platinum - The Dribble-Down Effect

The ultra rich consume more than they could possibly swallow, and the remainder dribbles down into their beards.
08/06/2008
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Intro - 8/6/08

Stephen's new spider will be on this show. He'll celebrate from a distance.
08/06/2008
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Ignorance History Month

It is time to honor the contributions that the ignorant have made to America with an Ignorance History Month.
08/06/2008
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Kevin Costner

Stephen wants to know if Kevin Costner is a Hollywood leftie liberal pinko Commie.
08/06/2008
00:04

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Reading Newsweek

Stephen is caught reading the latest Newsweek.
08/07/2008
07:42

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Sport Report - Devin Gordon

Devin Gordon explains what China is actually getting out of hosting the Olympics.
08/07/2008
01:40

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Osama bin Laden's Driver Guilty

Salim Hamdan -- Osama bin Laden's driver -- is convicted in the most historic session of traffic court ever.
08/07/2008
06:07

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Thomas Frank

Stephen asks Thomas Frank what the conservatives have done to make government worse.
08/07/2008
03:42

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Tip/Wag - Exxon's Record Profits

Stephen calls for Congressional hearings on the fat cats of Big Deli.
08/07/2008
00:36

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Intro - 8/7/08

Stephen gets ready for the Beijing Olympics. He hopes some athletes have compelling personal stories that can be set to delicate piano music.
08/07/2008
05:02

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Nailed 'Em - Medical Marijuana

Just because 12 states decided to legalize the medical use of marijuana doesn't make it legal.
08/11/2008
02:06

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Esteban Loves Jorge Ramos

Esteban Colberto wants Stephen to give Jorge Ramos a big kiss on the mouth.
08/11/2008
00:30

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Intro - 8/11/08

Clinton supporters want a bigger role at the convention. Gravel supporters just want your dinner roll.
08/11/2008
06:24

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The Word - Catharsis

You deserve to have Stephen give a speech at the Democratic National Convention.
08/11/2008
00:08

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Stephen Wants Snacks

Stephen thanks you for inviting him into your homes, but next time put out some snacks.
08/11/2008
05:36

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Jorge Ramos

Univision anchor Jorge Ramos discusses the kind of energy Latinos bring to the United States.
08/11/2008
03:11

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Unsubstantiated Rumors

John Edwards' affair was reported in the National Enquirer last October. Why doesn't the mainstream media ever give credence to a single story based on unsubstantiated rumors?
08/12/2008
00:33

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Intro - 8/12/08

Athletes get involved in global politics. See what Obama started with that damn three-pointer?
08/12/2008
03:10

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Canton, South Dakota Apology

Stephen apologizes for saying South Dakota is North Dakota's dirty ashtray.
08/12/2008
00:05

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Reading the National Enquirer

Stephen is caught reading the National Enquirer at his desk.
08/12/2008
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