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The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/11/12
Season 8 • 01/11/2012
Mitt Romney wins the New Hampshire primary, and Stephen plans to stump George Stephanopoulos.
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05:05
The Colbert Report
S8
Malice in Blunderland
Conservative pundits criticize the Obama White House for throwing an extravagant Halloween party for the children of U.S. troops.
01/10/2012
00:09
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Turntable
Stephen shows off his turntablist skills.
01/10/2012
04:18
The Colbert Report
S8
Tip/Wag - Irresponsible Dead People & Insensitive Papa John's
Dead people disrespect the sanctity of life by choosing to be dead, and a Papa John's cashier identifies a customer with a racial slur.
01/10/2012
06:01
The Colbert Report
S8
Bill Moyers
Bill Moyers believes that capitalism is out of control and there can be no people's democracy as long as corporations are considered people.
01/10/2012
05:13
The Colbert Report
S8
New Hampshire Primary & Mitt Romney's Gaffe
Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman tie in Dixville Notch, and Romney declares that he likes being able to fire people.
01/10/2012
06:03
The Colbert Report
S8
George Stephanopoulos
George Stephanopoulos considers the likelihood of Mitt Romney winning the GOP nomination and of Hillary Clinton becoming Barack Obama's vice presidential running mate.
01/11/2012
00:10
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Decision of a Lifetime
Stephen reminds viewers to tune in to find out whether he will run for president in South Carolina.
01/11/2012
06:15
The Colbert Report
S8
Commitment to Mitt Romney
After winning a non-binding caucus by eight votes and a plurality of the vote in one of the smallest primaries in the nation, Mitt Romney is a juggishnaut.
01/11/2012
03:48
The Colbert Report
S8
South Carolina's Fresh Face
According to a South Carolina poll, the Colbert Bump reflected off of Jon Huntsman and bounced back to Stephen.
01/11/2012
03:57
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen Colbert's End of the World of the Week - Phobos-Grunt
A Molotov cocktail of doom known as Phobos-Grunt hurtles toward the Earth's surface, threatening New York, London and Tokyo.
01/11/2012
00:35
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 1/11/12
Mitt Romney takes New Hampshire, threats from space abound, and George Stephanopoulos reviews the week.
01/11/2012
05:00
The Colbert Report
S8
Mike Allen
Politico's Mike Allen analyzes Stephen's prospects in South Carolina, should he choose to make an even more historic announcement.
01/12/2012
00:09
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - iPad eBook
Stephen reads Mike Allen's eBook "Playbook 2012: The Right Fights Back."
01/12/2012
03:44
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert Super PAC - Coordination Problem
Clearly, South Caroliniacs see Stephen as the only viable Mitt-ternative, but if Stephen runs for president of South Carolina, what becomes of Colbert Super PAC?
01/12/2012
07:36
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert Super PAC - Coordination Resolution with Jon Stewart
Trevor Potter and Jon Stewart give new life to the Colbert Super PAC, and Stephen makes a major announcement.
01/12/2012
04:09
The Colbert Report
S8
Mike D's Hip Hop Semantics
Beastie Boys' Mike D drops some hip hop science on the New York Times illin' crossword debate.
01/12/2012
01:00
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert Super PAC Ad - Attack in B Minor for Strings
If corporations are people, then Mitt Romney is Mitt the Ripper.
01/15/2012
04:28
The Colbert Report
S8
The Word - Raise Cain
South Carolina's locked ballot means that Stephen can't get on and Herman Cain can't get off, but Colbert supporters can still send a message.
01/16/2012
00:11
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - "This Is Herman Cain!"
Stephen says goodnight from behind Herman Cain's autobiography.
01/16/2012
00:37
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 1/16/12
Jon Stewart's super PAC releases its first ad, Stephen reveals his plans for the South Carolina primary, and Scott Douglas fights to overturn Alabama's anti-immigrant law.
01/16/2012
04:36
The Colbert Report
S8
Jon Huntsman Out, Rick Santorum In
Jon Huntsman goes back to the Land's End catalog he came from, and Southern Evangelicals get behind Rick Santorum.
01/16/2012
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