The Colbert Report
A Lot More to Say
Season 5 • 01/12/2009
Stephen will wait for your eardrums to scab over.
New York Times Abandons DignityThe Colbert ReportS5
The New York Times drops to its knees in a back alley for 20 bucks like the rest of us.
Leg Wrestling RematchThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen will take on Jason Chaffetz and the entire KSTU Fox 13 news team.
Yahweh or No Way - Roland BurrisThe Colbert ReportS5
You can hear Rod Blagojevich's entire conversation with God on the FBI wiretap.
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Does God speak directly to us? Stephen will tell you His answer.
Intro - 1/12/09The Colbert ReportS5
In his last press conference, President Bush admits to the biggest mistake of his presidency: holding press conferences.
Anthony RomeroThe Colbert ReportS5
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
The Word - Sweet Smell of SuccessThe Colbert ReportS5
Axe body spray works for awkward teenage males, so it should work for the economy.
Bush's Last Press ConferenceThe Colbert ReportS5
When it comes to connecting the dots, President Bush can't win.
Stephen Jr. on Christmas EveThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen Jr. is spotted on Christmas eve getting ready to fly around the world delivering the gift of yuletide joy and rodent parts.
A Lot More to SayThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen will give you some time for your eardrums to scab over.
On Notice - Limey Squirrel EatersThe Colbert ReportS5
Bloodthirsty blokes react to the economic downturn by eating squirrels.
Niall FergusonThe Colbert ReportS5
Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
Bush Presidency Aged UsThe Colbert ReportS5
The Bush presidency has aged everyone, including Stephen.
Cold War Update - CubaThe Colbert ReportS5
If we open up relations with Cuba, the allure of rum, mambo and spicy Latinas could prove irresistible.
That's All the Time We HaveThe Colbert ReportS5
That's all the time we have for tonight, tomorrow night, and last night's show.
Intro - 1/13/09The Colbert ReportS5
Russians cut off the natural gas pipeline to Europe in the most boring James Bond plotline ever.
P.K. Winsome - Obama CollectiblesThe Colbert ReportS5
P.K. Winsome believes the merchandising of Barack Obama is the dream that Martin Luther King, Jr. envisioned.
Little Victories - America's Galaxy Is BigThe Colbert ReportS5
Good news: the Milky Way is about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy.
Intro - 1/14/09The Colbert ReportS5
Is Barack Obama being over-marketed? For just $25 you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer.
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