The Colbert Report

ThreatDown - Children

Season 1 • 11/17/2005

Illinois becomes the Land of Lenin.

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On Notice/Dead to Me - Juan Gabriel

Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board.
11/16/2005
03:23

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The Word - Information

The Senate wants information about President Bush's plan for the Iraq war, but he's not that kind of guy.
11/16/2005
05:49

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Matt Taibbi

Matt Taibbi interviewed the former head of the Office of National Drug Policy Control while on acid, wearing a Viking costume.
11/16/2005
00:14

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America, Sleep Safe

Stephen will protect you from your nightmares.
11/16/2005
00:33

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Intro - 11/17/05

Stephen Colbert discusses the new definition of manliness and makes Tim Robbins get off the fence on Iraq.
11/17/2005
04:36

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Here Today, More Tomorrow

Solar power sounds impressive, but when the sun goes down, you can't turn the lights on just when you need them the most.
11/17/2005
05:38

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Tim Robbins

Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
11/17/2005
02:55

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The Word - McConaughey!

Recent McConaughey news indicates that our troubled nation might be back on track!
11/17/2005
01:22

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No Good Deed

Representative Barney Frank throws his free face time on The Colbert Report back in Stephen's face.
11/17/2005
00:18

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Thanksgiving Vacation

Stephen dispenses some Thanksgiving cooking advice.
11/17/2005
04:34

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ThreatDown - Children

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's daughter Annie has a severe case of the absolutely adorables.
11/17/2005
04:34

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Stephen Settles the Debate - Science vs. Faith

Due to a miraculous coin toss, faith wins the debate against science.
11/28/2005
00:39

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Intro - 11/28/05

Stephen questions U.S. presence in Iraq, interviews quantum physicist Brian Greene, settles the debate between science and religion and reports on holiday shopping.
11/28/2005
03:23

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Viewer Phone Calls

Stephen Colbert answers viewers' questions about the troops in Iraq, the Better Know a District map and the best way to clean the American flag.
11/28/2005
03:42

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Cyber Monday

The nation is on its honor not to steal Stephen Colbert's identity.
11/28/2005
00:13

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Sign Off - Check Your Local Listings

From what Stephen Colbert understands of quantum mechanics, tonight's show may not have happened.
11/28/2005
05:18

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Brian Greene

By saying that science has more validity than a feeling, Brian Greene is implying that Stephen Colbert descended from a monkey.
11/28/2005
02:17

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The Word - Never

We need to send more troops into Iraq in order to get the job done, so that we can pull the troops out, which we will never do.
11/28/2005
04:59

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Better Know a District - California's 50th - Randy "Duke" Cunningham

Stephen blames California's 50th district for Randy "Duke" Cunningham having to resign over bribery charges.
11/29/2005
05:17

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Richard Preston

Stephen wants Richard Preston to scare the pants off of him.
11/29/2005
03:51

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The Word - Confidence

We have enough confidence to let our government operate without having any confidence in it.
11/29/2005
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