The Colbert Report

On Topic - Report Routines - You're Welcome

Season 7 • 11/27/2014

Stephen graciously accepts the thanks of guests, the nation and even the president himself.

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
11/20/2014
05:14

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Jon Stewart Pt. 2

Jon Stewart discusses "Rosewater," his film based on journalist Maziar Bahari's arrest and imprisonment in Iran.
11/20/2014
07:01

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ThreatDown - Declining Standards of Sexiness, People Who Eat Chocolate & Invaders of the New World

People magazine names Chris Hemsworth the "Sexiest Man Alive," the world's chocolate supply dwindles, and Turkey's president argues that Muslims discovered America.
11/20/2014
03:57

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Jon Stewart Pt. 1

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart chats about delivering the news to young people, and Stephen offers a frank assessment of Stewart's career.
11/20/2014
04:26

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Obama's Executive Amnesty

President Obama issues an executive order affecting millions of immigrants, and Republicans accuse him of lawless overreach.
11/20/2014
08:20

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On Topic - Interviews

In his greatest interviews, Stephen goes head to head with Hillary Clinton, fulfills a fantasy with Jane Fonda, shares a special moment with Steve Carell and more.
11/24/2014
08:29

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On Topic - Stephen Gets the Story

Stephen leaves the studio to take on a range of scenes and subjects, including the art world, a wax museum, the U.S. curling team and an Occupy Wall Street protest.
11/24/2014
13:39

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On Topic - Stephen Cracks Up

Stephen gets tongue-tied pronouncing a viewer's name, can't keep a straight face while introducing the Prescott Group's products and stumbles over his whale bone porn name.
11/24/2014
04:37

The Colbert ReportS7
On Topic - Under the Desk

Stephen reaches under his desk to find everything from kittens, lesbian puppies and Michael J. Fox to his famous Republican salsa, the Atone Phone and an Elvish blade.
11/24/2014
06:41

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On Topic - Report Routines - I Did It!

Stephen celebrates the end of the Iraq War, the U.S.'s victory in World War I and his own heroic rescue of the space program.
11/27/2014
01:51

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On Topic - Report Routines - You're Welcome

Stephen preemptively accepts the thanks of everyone from President Obama and South Carolina to himself for making The Report.
11/27/2014
06:03

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On Topic - Report Routines - The Colbert Bump

Stephen gives a huge popularity boost to astronauts, politicans and musicians, but he must call out Herman Cain for claiming a Colbert Bump he never received.
11/28/2014
03:07

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On Topic - Colbert Report Sets

The Report set transforms to host Christmas, Hobbit Week, the c0lbert Book Club and other important events.
12/01/2014
04:04

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Ferguson Fallout and the St. Louis Rams

Members of the St. Louis Rams face criticism for silently protesting a grand jury's decision to exonerate Officer Darren Wilson.
12/01/2014
00:33

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Intro - 12/1/14

Stephen examines the protests in Ferguson, MO, ISIS finds a new way to recruit members, and Senator John McCain visits The Report.
12/01/2014
00:07

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
12/01/2014
03:39

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Jihadis of the High Seas

Interpol reports that would-be terrorists are traveling to Iraq and Syria via cruise ships in hopes of joining ISIS.
12/01/2014
06:58

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John McCain

Senator John McCain weighs in on U.S. military intervention in Syria and discusses his book "Thirteen Soldiers."
12/01/2014
04:46

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Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga

Singers Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga describe the origin of their creative collaboration.
12/02/2014
00:32

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Intro - 12/2/14

America abuses its prison population, a restaurant chain spreads Christmas cheer, and Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga share their album of duets.
12/02/2014
03:47

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Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Mistletoe Drones

T.G.I. Friday's finds a way to weaponize Christmas cheer with the aid of mistletoe-equipped drones.
12/02/2014
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