The Colbert Report

Stephen's Sound Advice - Karl's Advice

Season 4 • 05/06/2008

How would Karl Rove win a brokered convention?

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02:27

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Time's 2008 Top 100 Most Influential

Stephen loses Time's Top 100 most influential people to Korean pop star Rain.
05/05/2008
01:26

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Speed Racer

Stephen got a sneak peek at Rain's debut role in the new movie Speed Racer and decided to write a sequel.
05/05/2008
00:30

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Intro - 5/5/08

Two candidates propose a gas tax holiday, Stephen humps the Alpha Dog of the Week's leg, and Carl Hiaasen talks about golf.
05/05/2008
04:05

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Rain Dance-Off

Rain shows up at the studio for an after hours dance-off with Stephen.
05/05/2008
02:10

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Alpha Dog of the Week - 911 Operator

Congratulations to the anonymous Tennessee 911 operator who fell asleep during an emergency call.
05/05/2008
04:39

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Carl Hiaasen

Carl Hiaasen feels that every round of golf is a journey into the darkest part of his soul.
05/05/2008
06:09

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Nathan Gunn

Stephen is worried that Nathan Gunn is sending the wrong message by singing opera without a shirt.
05/06/2008
05:02

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The Word - Collateral Friendage

Stephen recommends that President Bush go crazy so McCain can properly disown him.
05/06/2008
02:46

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Sexy Voice Study

Stephen asks Meg the Intern to inventory his pencils.
05/06/2008
00:35

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Intro - 5/6/08

Has President Bush become a political liability? Please, the President doesn't know the meaning of the word.
05/06/2008
04:15

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Stephen's Sound Advice - Karl's Advice

Stephen advises us on Karl Rove's advice on winning contested convention.
05/06/2008
01:35

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Terrorist Nelson Mandela

Noble Prize winner Nelson Mandela is on the terrorist watch list and not even Condoleezza Rice can take him off.
05/07/2008
00:42

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Intro - 5/7/08

The terrorist watch list knows too many terrorists, Stephen provides more analysis of the primaries, and George Johnson will respond to six minutes of sustained shouting.
05/07/2008
04:13

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Democralypse Now - Justin Myers

Justin Myers has been in an isolation box working on election results for the show since Super Tuesday.
05/07/2008
04:58

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George Johnson

George Johnson and Stephen re-create one of the 10 most beautiful experiments.
05/07/2008
02:47

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Stephen Colbert's Shockettes

Stephen is providing a chance to audition for his elite corps of beautiful but deadly female bodyguards.
05/07/2008
05:18

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Hasan Elahi

After being accused of terrorist activities, Hasan Elahi decided to create a website documenting his daily activities.
05/07/2008
03:01

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R.I.P. Albert Hoffman

Stephen remembers the Swiss scientist who discovered LSD.
05/08/2008
05:29

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Arianna Huffington

Arianna Huffington tells Stephen that the Iraq war is John McCain's Viagra.
05/08/2008
01:56

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Gas Dollar

The gas industry must have had a bake sale to pay for their ad in The USA Today.
05/08/2008
09:14

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Garrett Reisman

Stephen goes intergalactic when he makes contact with a Hero floating in space.
05/08/2008
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