The Colbert Report
The DaColbert Code - Samuel Alito
Season 1 • 11/10/2005
Stephen solves the great riddles of the day.
Mary RoachThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen and author Mary Roach contact a spirit from the past in the studio.
Better Know a District - Florida's 7th - John MicaThe Colbert ReportS1
Congressman John Mica stands for his district with the tenacity of an alligator that shows up in your garage after a hurricane.
The Word - Willy LomanThe Colbert ReportS1
Mr. Schwarzenegger, get back to what you do best: jamming Arnold into people's holes.
Next QuestionThe Colbert ReportS1
At the recent White House press briefings it looks like Scott McClellan is about to crap his pants or burst into tears.
All You Need to Know - Kansas EducationThe Colbert ReportS1
The Kansas Board of Education approves the teaching of intelligent design in the classroom.
Cokie RobertsThe Colbert ReportS1
Cokie Roberts recalls an old Washington, where people could disagree without being disagreeable.
Intro - 11/10/05The Colbert ReportS1
Congress hard at work, the re-branding of Veteran's Day and Cokie Roberts -- all on tonight's show.
The In-Box - Asian StereotypesThe Colbert ReportS1
In an attempt to apologize for accidentally perpetuating an Asian stereotype, Stephen shares some of The Report's airtime with its sister station in Osaka.
The Word - ArmisticeThe Colbert ReportS1
President Bush is saving Veterans Day by creating thousands of new veterans.
Swear to GodThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen believes that big oil company CEOs should have sworn in before testifying to Congress.
The DaColbert Code - Samuel AlitoThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen uses The DaColbert Code to pierce the veil of secrecy and solve modern-day mysteries.
Bob KerreyThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen pitches former Senator Bob Kerrey his plan for training the Iraqi army.
Internets AnniversaryThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen buys himself an Internet anniversary present from eBay.
The Word - TestosteroneThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen thinks women are weaker than men for being incapable of completely abandoning their humanity.
CMA BuzzThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen is giddy with anticipation for the Country music Awards -- not to be confused with the CMT Flame Worthy Awards or the ACM awards.
Intro - 11/14/05The Colbert ReportS1
Terrorist bombings in Jordan may be the first sign that women have blown up the glass ceiling.
Tip Line - Flag StickerThe Colbert ReportS1
Call Stephen if you have a new way to display the flag on your car.
Un-American News - Shame CottonThe Colbert ReportS1
The Japanese are so ashamed of their prime minister's suicide attempt, they hide their ashamed faces behind shame cotton.
The Word - The OrientThe Colbert ReportS1
George W. Bush is going to Asia, and Stephen has some pointers -- not vomiting and not bringing back any pandas are two big ones.
Formidable Opponent - TortureThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen explains to Stephen the pros of torture: how it can be used, how it should be used and why it's okay to feel dirty about it.
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