The Colbert Report
The DaColbert Code - Samuel Alito
Season 1 E 16 • 11/10/2005

Stephen uses The DaColbert Code to pierce the veil of secrecy and solve modern-day mysteries.

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The Colbert ReportS1 E15
Mary Roach

Stephen and author Mary Roach contact a spirit from the past in the studio.
11/09/2005
05:14

The Colbert ReportS1 E15
Better Know a District - Florida's 7th - John Mica

Congressman John Mica stands for his district with the tenacity of an alligator that shows up in your garage after a hurricane.
11/09/2005
03:47

The Colbert ReportS1 E15
The Word - Willy Loman

Mr. Schwarzenegger, get back to what you do best: jamming Arnold into people's holes.
11/09/2005
02:18

The Colbert ReportS1 E15
Next Question

At the recent White House press briefings it looks like Scott McClellan is about to crap his pants or burst into tears.
11/09/2005
02:18

The Colbert ReportS1 E15
All You Need to Know - Kansas Education

The Kansas Board of Education approves the teaching of intelligent design in the classroom.
11/09/2005
05:43

The Colbert ReportS1 E16
Cokie Roberts

Cokie Roberts recalls an old Washington, where people could disagree without being disagreeable.
11/10/2005
00:34

The Colbert ReportS1 E16
Intro - 11/10/05

Congress hard at work, the re-branding of Veteran's Day and Cokie Roberts -- all on tonight's show.
11/10/2005
02:56

The Colbert ReportS1 E16
The In-Box - Asian Stereotypes

In an attempt to apologize for accidentally perpetuating an Asian stereotype, Stephen shares some of The Report's airtime with its sister station in Osaka.
11/10/2005
04:03

The Colbert ReportS1 E16
The Word - Armistice

President Bush is saving Veterans Day by creating thousands of new veterans.
11/10/2005
02:58

The Colbert ReportS1 E16
Swear to God

Stephen believes that big oil company CEOs should have sworn in before testifying to Congress.
11/10/2005
03:30

The Colbert ReportS1 E16
The DaColbert Code - Samuel Alito

Stephen uses The DaColbert Code to pierce the veil of secrecy and solve modern-day mysteries.
11/10/2005
05:59

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
Bob Kerrey

Stephen pitches former Senator Bob Kerrey his plan for training the Iraqi army.
11/14/2005
01:24

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
Internets Anniversary

Stephen buys himself an Internet anniversary present from eBay.
11/14/2005
02:03

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
The Word - Testosterone

Stephen thinks women are weaker than men for being incapable of completely abandoning their humanity.
11/14/2005
05:09

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
CMA Buzz

Stephen is giddy with anticipation for the Country music Awards -- not to be confused with the CMT Flame Worthy Awards or the ACM awards.
11/14/2005
00:34

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
Intro - 11/14/05

Terrorist bombings in Jordan may be the first sign that women have blown up the glass ceiling.
11/14/2005
00:09

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
Tip Line - Flag Sticker

Call Stephen if you have a new way to display the flag on your car.
11/14/2005
04:45

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
Un-American News - Shame Cotton

The Japanese are so ashamed of their prime minister's suicide attempt, they hide their ashamed faces behind shame cotton.
11/14/2005
04:14

The Colbert ReportS1 E18
The Word - The Orient

George W. Bush is going to Asia, and Stephen has some pointers -- not vomiting and not bringing back any pandas are two big ones.
11/15/2005
03:46

The Colbert ReportS1 E18
Formidable Opponent - Torture

Stephen explains to Stephen the pros of torture: how it can be used, how it should be used and why it's okay to feel dirty about it.
11/15/2005
00:31

The Colbert ReportS1 E18
Intro - 11/15/05

Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections.
11/15/2005