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The DaColbert Code - Samuel Alito
Season 1 • 11/10/2005
Stephen solves the great riddles of the day.
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05:50
The Colbert Report
S1
Mary Roach
Stephen and author Mary Roach contact a spirit from the past in the studio.
11/09/2005
05:14
The Colbert Report
S1
Better Know a District - Florida's 7th - John Mica
Congressman John Mica stands for his district with the tenacity of an alligator that shows up in your garage after a hurricane.
11/09/2005
03:47
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Willy Loman
Mr. Schwarzenegger, get back to what you do best: jamming Arnold into people's holes.
11/09/2005
02:18
The Colbert Report
S1
Next Question
At the recent White House press briefings it looks like Scott McClellan is about to crap his pants or burst into tears.
11/09/2005
02:18
The Colbert Report
S1
All You Need to Know - Kansas Education
The Kansas Board of Education approves the teaching of intelligent design in the classroom.
11/09/2005
05:43
The Colbert Report
S1
Cokie Roberts
Cokie Roberts recalls an old Washington, where people could disagree without being disagreeable.
11/10/2005
00:34
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/10/05
Congress hard at work, the re-branding of Veteran's Day and Cokie Roberts -- all on tonight's show.
11/10/2005
02:56
The Colbert Report
S1
The In-Box - Asian Stereotypes
In an attempt to apologize for accidentally perpetuating an Asian stereotype, Stephen shares some of The Report's airtime with its sister station in Osaka.
11/10/2005
04:03
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Armistice
President Bush is saving Veterans Day by creating thousands of new veterans.
11/10/2005
02:58
The Colbert Report
S1
Swear to God
Stephen believes that big oil company CEOs should have sworn in before testifying to Congress.
11/10/2005
03:30
The Colbert Report
S1
The DaColbert Code - Samuel Alito
Stephen uses The DaColbert Code to pierce the veil of secrecy and solve modern-day mysteries.
11/10/2005
05:59
The Colbert Report
S1
Bob Kerrey
Stephen pitches former Senator Bob Kerrey his plan for training the Iraqi army.
11/14/2005
01:24
The Colbert Report
S1
Internets Anniversary
Stephen buys himself an Internet anniversary present from eBay.
11/14/2005
02:03
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Testosterone
Stephen thinks women are weaker than men for being incapable of completely abandoning their humanity.
11/14/2005
05:09
The Colbert Report
S1
CMA Buzz
Stephen is giddy with anticipation for the Country music Awards -- not to be confused with the CMT Flame Worthy Awards or the ACM awards.
11/14/2005
00:34
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/14/05
Terrorist bombings in Jordan may be the first sign that women have blown up the glass ceiling.
11/14/2005
00:09
The Colbert Report
S1
Tip Line - Flag Sticker
Call Stephen if you have a new way to display the flag on your car.
11/14/2005
04:45
The Colbert Report
S1
Un-American News - Shame Cotton
The Japanese are so ashamed of their prime minister's suicide attempt, they hide their ashamed faces behind shame cotton.
11/14/2005
04:14
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - The Orient
George W. Bush is going to Asia, and Stephen has some pointers -- not vomiting and not bringing back any pandas are two big ones.
11/15/2005
03:46
The Colbert Report
S1
Formidable Opponent - Torture
Stephen explains to Stephen the pros of torture: how it can be used, how it should be used and why it's okay to feel dirty about it.
11/15/2005
00:31
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/15/05
Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections.
11/15/2005
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