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Season 3 • 02/01/1999

New scientific research into the cause of AIDS should put conspiracy theories to rest.

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02:12

From My Perspective - Impeachment
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Jon Stewart wonders why the Clinton impeachment trial is considered so historically significant. Then, he points out its uncanny similarities to the WWF.
01/28/1999
01:16

This Just In - Intel Inside
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Y2K solving has been put on the backburner so that scientist can develop a microchip that, when swallowed, may be able to one day cure cancer.
01/28/1999
00:58

Headlines - What's Eating Gilbert Grape
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Johnny Depp was arrested in London for threatening photographers with a large wooden plank. After being arrested, Depp gained valuable method acting experience in prison.
02/01/1999
00:59

This Just In - Talmud Slinging
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A turf war erupted at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem when Orthodox Jews discovered Reform Jews in their midst. Jon explains the difference.
02/01/1999
04:53

George Carlin
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George Carlin gives Jon a list of things he's attacking in his upcoming HBO special, "You Are All Diseased." For some reason, "white people" always gets a laugh.
02/01/1999
02:46

Second Opinion - Obesity
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Paul Michael Mercurio provides the HMO's perspective on the obesity epidemic in America, including some innovative exercise solutions.
02/01/1999
03:06

Your Show of Shows
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Mo Rocca visits the National Association of Television Programming Executives trade show and asks celebrities questions they can't answer.
02/01/1999
02:25

Headlines - Super Bowl XXXIII
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The Denver Broncos easily defeated the Atlanta Falcons in Super Bowl XXXIII, getting a little help from a Miami, FL vice squad.
02/01/1999
02:10

Answering Andy - The Common Cold
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Jon didn't watch the Super Bowl last night so he could instead tune into 60 Minutes and be ready to answer Andy Rooney's gripes about having a cold.
02/01/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Building Destroyed
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A building is leveled by dynamite.
02/01/1999
00:43

Other News - Monkey Semen Monkey Don't
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New scientific research further supports the hypothesis that AIDS originally came from chimpanzees, which should put conspiracy theories to rest.
02/01/1999
01:29

Other News - Lick of Time
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The U.S. Postal Service invites the public to vote on 15 stamps commemorating the 80s.
02/02/1999
00:19

Recap - 2/2/99
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Jon recaps tonight's top stories: Groundhog Day, the Mars robot plane and Mr. T on a stamp.
02/02/1999
02:36

Headlines - Groundhog Day 1999
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Pennsylvania's Punxsutawney Phil and Nebraska's Unadilla the Groundhog compete for the title of Best Marmot Predictor of Weather 1999.
02/02/1999
02:23

Monica's Deposition
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Vance DeGeneres recaps the deposition given by Monica Lewinsky to Republican congressmen in a Washington hotel.
02/02/1999
04:32

Dave Foley
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Dave Foley talks about voicing an ant in "A Bug's Life" and a possible "Kids in the Hall" reunion show.
02/02/1999
00:16

Moment of Zen - Cowboy Songs
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The naked cowboy plays guitar and sings outside of a New York City Filene's Basement.
02/02/1999
01:02

This Just In - Mars Needs Stewardesses
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NASA announces plans to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the Wright brothers' flight by flying a robot plane on Mars.
02/02/1999
01:20

Headlines - Let's Get Fiscal
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In a move sure to piss off Republicans, President Clinton's 2000 budget includes funding for measures designed to help people.
02/02/1999
01:38

A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Animal Rights
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Jon weighs in on the animal rights controversy surrounding Groundhog Day.
02/02/1999
03:37

We Know Angels
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Denny Siegel interviews an Illinois woman who helps her neighbors communicate with angels.
02/02/1999
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