The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Goodnight
Season 8 • 03/07/2012
Stephen says goodnight and blows a kiss.
The Word - Due or DieThe Colbert ReportS8
Attorney General Eric Holder explains why it's perfectly legal to execute an American citizen without trial in a time of war.
Jonathan Safran FoerThe Colbert ReportS8
Jonathan Safran Foer discusses his book "The New American Haggadah" and explains the Jewish Passover tradition of retelling stories.
Super Tuesday Party, Putin's Win & India's State AssemblyThe Colbert ReportS8
While the GOP candidates go all average to connect with blue collar voters for America's Super Tuesday, other election results stream in from Russia and India.
Countdown to Loving Mitt - Super Tuesday ResultsThe Colbert ReportS8
Now that Super Tuesday results are in, Stephen prepares to finally realize his long-standing love and support for Mitt Romney.
Intro - 3/7/12The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen reveals the results of Super Tuesday, considers the pros of going to war with Iran and talks Mars with Willem Dafoe.
Iranian Irony ThreatThe Colbert ReportS8
As war tensions escalate between the U.S. and Iran, Stephen fears a covert hipster plot.
Cyber Republican ConventionThe Colbert ReportS8
With virtual reality, we can visit a Republican National Convention where candidate choices are limited only by our imaginations.
Higgs Boson HumorThe Colbert ReportS8
The New York Times reports that physicists are getting closer to finding the so-called "God particle" with the Large Hadron Collider.
Willem DafoeThe Colbert ReportS8
Willem Dafoe explains his transformation into a nine-foot Martian for the movie "John Carter."
Herman Cain's Avant-Garde PAC AdThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain pushes the boundaries of what can be called a political ad, just as he once pushed the boundaries of what can be called pizza.
Eric Bolling's Secret Gas Prices PlanThe Colbert ReportS8
Fox News contributor Eric Bolling has a secret plan to lower gas prices by a dollar -- if only President Obama would call him.
Sign Off - Goodnight with a SmileThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen sits on the edge of his desk and says goodnight with a smile.
Katherine BooThe Colbert ReportS8
Journalist Katherine Boo talks about what her experience in Mumbai, India, has taught her about poverty in the United States.
Republicans' Southern Strategy - Dave "Mudcat" SaundersThe Colbert ReportS8
Dave "Mudcat" Saunders explains the Southern culture of "fight, sing, drink, pray" and the Southern values of "God, guns and gays."
Daylight Savings SocialismThe Colbert ReportS8
They say you get your daylight saving's hour back in the fall, but who's earning the interest on that hour in the meantime?
Republicans' Southern StrategyThe Colbert ReportS8
Strange things start happening to Mitt Romney, and Jeff Foxworthy joins his Southern primary campaign.
Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave SterilityThe Colbert ReportS8
Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes.
ThreatDown - Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered BearsThe Colbert ReportS8
An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual.
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