The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

This Just In - Eye, Robot

Season 4 • 01/18/2000

A laser pointer allows blind people to choose whom to be shot at by.

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A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - New Hampshire

Kudos to New Hampshire for holding out longer than anyone thought possible before deeming Martin Luther King, Jr. a reasonable figure to fashion a holiday after.
01/17/2000
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Other News - Junior Samples

Herbal cigarettes are branded to kids who love to inhale tar, but hate fitting in.
01/17/2000
02:46

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Dollars and Cents - Merger

Steve Carell, Vance DeGeneres and Nancy Walls explain the ramifications of the AOL Time Warner merger.
01/17/2000
04:50

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Winner Takes Fall

Nancy Walls investigates the near-death experience of a Million Dollar Cash Grab winner.
01/17/2000
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Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Robot Babies

Jon takes a moment to set the record straight about Comedy Central's programming, a robot baby currently holding him hostage, and that ass-cake on the subway.
01/18/2000
03:58

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Headlines - Dixie Wrecked

Trouble in the South as civil rights activists march in South Carolina to abolish the Confederate flag, and Twisted Sister asks John Rocker to stop rocking.
01/18/2000
02:14

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Other News - Preach for the Stars

The White House is accused of interfering with television in order to force their anti-drug messages everywhere, including The Daily Show.
01/18/2000
00:14

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Moment of Zen - Carrot Top

Carrot Top and his big red hair present the Big Red Boat in Port Canaveral.
01/18/2000
03:49

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Frankie Muniz

"Malcolm in the Middle" star Frankie Muniz stops by to talk about being much smarter, more athletic, and more successful with the girls than Jon.
01/18/2000
04:07

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Indecision 2000 - Iron Chef

Beth Littleford is bored by the snoozefest at the Democratic debate and instead witnesses the royal road of glory that is "Iron Chef."
01/18/2000
01:09

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This Just In - Eye, Robot

A new device allows blind people to point a laser light at their intended predators.
01/18/2000
04:05

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Nut Case

The Chastity Belt 2000 suppresses sexual urges and restricts bothersome erections.
01/19/2000
00:24

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Chastity Belts for Everybody

Everyone in tonight's audience will go home with a Chastity Belt 2000.
01/19/2000
01:34

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Headlines - The Deli Report - Italian Lunchmeat 2000

The U.S. lifts a 20-year ban on Italian mortadella in response to the American complaint: why is this Jimmy Dean breakfast patty so under marbled?
01/19/2000
01:23

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Navy Squeal

John McCain got into some hot water with homosexuals, but it's not as kinky as it sounds.
01/19/2000
03:41

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Freddie Prinze, Jr.

Freddie Prinze, Jr. complains about the cold microphone pack on his butt.
01/19/2000
02:13

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Back in Black - Humidifier Humper

Lewis Black comments on the cold weather, white supremacy, South African pot smoking doctors, robot dogs and dog shows.
01/19/2000
00:51

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Recap - 1/19/00

Jon Stewart recaps the main story of the night and previews tomorrow's show.
01/19/2000
00:32

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The Deli Report - Italian Lunchmeat 2000 - Via Satellite

European Bureau Chief Steve Carell reports from London, England on the lifted ban of mortadella.
01/19/2000
01:28

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Swing and a Missile

The U.S. missile defense system fails, resulting in Osama bin Laughing.
01/19/2000
01:21

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Other News - The African Screen

Considering Mozambique's 33% literacy rate, film directors are meeting with Jim Varney's people.
01/19/2000
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