The Colbert Report
The Word - Swift Payment
Season 6 • 12/13/2010
When global warming forces the world into cannibalism, the rich can purchase poor kids as food.
Israel Shark ConspiracyThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen tries not to spread international Zionist conspiracies, but Israel working with sharks just makes too much sense.
Sign Off - Christmas PartyThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen can't wait to find out which part of his body he'll photocopy at the Christmas party.
Art Stephen Up Challenge - William WegmanThe Colbert ReportS6
William Wegman kicks off the Art Stephen Up Challenge by adding his own artistic interpretation to Stephen's portrait.
International Manhunt for Julian Assange - Daniel EllsbergThe Colbert ReportS6
Daniel Ellsberg, the man who leaked the Pentagon Papers, says Julian Assange is definitely not a criminal.
Julie TaymorThe Colbert ReportS6
Julie Taymor agrees that her version of "The Tempest" is "Lost" meets Harry Potter.
Sign Off - Remembering Richard HolbrookeThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen remembers singing with Ambassador Richard Holbrooke and Willie Nelson.
Patti SmithThe Colbert ReportS6
Patti Smith gives advice to young people who decide to throw away their lives and become artists.
Intro - 12/13/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wants to feed the economy that Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt, sharpens his candy cane into a candy shiv and talks to Patti Smith about her memoir.
Found Goldman Sachs MasterCardThe Colbert ReportS6
Each night that Goldman Sachs partner Buckley T. Ratchford doesn't come on the show, Stephen will reveal one digit of his credit card number.
Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Gretchen Carlson & Christian Nation CHRIST-mas TreeThe Colbert ReportS6
Gretchen Carlson trusts an anonymous slurring woman hanging around a school at night, and the Christian Nation CHRIST-mas Tree declares independence from taste.
The Word - Swift PaymentThe Colbert ReportS6
Poor people who sell their reproduction rights won't know the joy of raising a child, but they'll be able to buy a 52-inch flat screen.
Goldman Sachs Lawyers Want Buckley T. Ratchford's Card BackThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen will send Buckley T. Ratchford his Goldman Sachs credit card back because he doesn't really need it anymore.
Prop 8 Challenge - David BoiesThe Colbert ReportS6
David Boies supports the Prop 8 challenge because marriage is one of the most important rights in America.
Stephen SondheimThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen asks Stephen Sondheim if there really is a place for an illegal immigrant like Maria and finishes "Send in the Clowns" with his own lyrics.
Sign Off - Closing CreditsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stay tuned for the long-running Colbert Report spin-off: Closing Credits.
Stephen Wins Twitter - Biz StoneThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen refuses to exploit his 1.9 million Twitter followers to plug Water.org for Matt Damon and receives the first-ever Golden Tweet Award from Biz Stone.
Tiny Triumphs - Lethal Drug ShortageThe Colbert ReportS6
Arizona lends California a rare lethal drug so it can carry out the state's first execution in five years.
Sign Off - Winter Fashion TipThe Colbert ReportS6
A scarf is a great way to add a little color to your ensemble.
World War 3.0 - Omar WasowThe Colbert ReportS6
While Stephen waits for his Prodigy account to open, Omar Wasow discusses what is at stake in the cyberwar.
Laird HamiltonThe Colbert ReportS6
Laird Hamilton discusses the most dangerous thing in the ocean and the plus side of global warming.
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