The Colbert Report

End of Lent

Season 3 • 04/09/2007

Stephen already knows what heaven is going to taste like.

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04:03

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Nightgown Novel Model

If Stephen knows anything about the ladies, it's that they long to escape into a world of romance.
03/29/2007
00:21

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Sign Off - It's Been Real

Stephen gives the audience a reality check.
03/29/2007
03:16

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Strolling in Baghdad

John McCain claps his hands and believes that Baghdad is safe for Americans.
03/29/2007
00:30

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Intro - 3/29/07

Stephen discusses cultural amnesia with author Clive James and Congress tries to bring back the Equal Rights Amendment.
03/29/2007
00:11

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Sign Off - Goodnight, Ladies

Stephen says goodnight -- to the ladies.
04/09/2007
00:56

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Formula 401K

Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.
04/09/2007
02:04

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Ethnic Slurs

We have free speech in America, which means never having to say you're sorry to Hungarians.
04/09/2007
05:08

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Colin Beavan

As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
04/09/2007
06:09

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Katrina vanden Heuvel

The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel comes back to The Report to talk about truthiness.
04/09/2007
00:32

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Intro - 4/9/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, and the housing market is in crisis.
04/09/2007
05:17

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End of Lent

Stephen makes good on his promise to Jesus that he would give up sweets for Lent.
04/09/2007
02:18

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The Apology

Stephen finds out that Hungarians can play the guitar after all.
04/10/2007
02:42

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Stiff Upper Lip

You don't build an empire with feelings -- unless you're Oprah.
04/10/2007
06:18

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Jeannette Walls

Jeannette Walls, author of "The Glass Castle," finds out what happens when Stephen throws stones.
04/10/2007
02:22

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Bears & Balls - Home

If you're selling your home, fill it with an enticing aroma -- like pheromones. Works for deer hunting.
04/10/2007
00:34

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Intro - 4/10/07

Stephen sits down with author Jeannette Walls and talks about the bursting housing bubble.
04/10/2007
02:47

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Stephen's Racial Slurs

Stephen thought he put the controversy surrounding his racial slurs to rest by replaying the comments and not apologizing.
04/10/2007
03:20

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The Word - Hip Replacement

When people start following "The Young Invincibles," health care will go the way of acid washed jeans.
04/10/2007
00:52

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Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy

If Stephen has one complaint about the news media these days, it's that the Anna Nicole Smith case is not getting the coverage it deserves.
04/11/2007
03:48

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The Great Turtle Race

Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath.
04/11/2007
03:54

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Sport Report - Spirit Loses

The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
04/11/2007
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