The Colbert Report

Steve Wozniak

Season 2 E 122 • 09/28/2006

Steve Wozniak tells Stephen he is a notorious prankster.

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04:47

Tip/Wag - George Clooney
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Stephen tips his hat to Chevrolet and George Clooney, but wags his finger at Bill Cosby and food labels.
09/27/2006
05:05

Lowell Bergman
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Why do more young people watch The Report than watch PBS?
09/27/2006
00:40

Intro - 9/27/06
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Bill Clinton lashes out at Chris Wallace, and a new study says Americans don't know how to read food labels.
09/27/2006
00:26

Sign Off - World of ColbertCraft
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Stephen's new video game -- World of ColbertCraft -- has a secret adults-only level that was supposed to be deleted before it his the store shelves.
09/27/2006
02:31

Mort Zuckerman Dials the Atone Phone
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Stephen talks to Mort Zuckerman on the Days of Repentance hotline.
09/27/2006
02:24

Green Screen Challenge - iPod + Colbert
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Stephen's only gripe with the latest Green Screen Challenge entry is that he's dancing with a 30G iPod.
09/28/2006
03:40

Un-American News - Spain
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Stephen looks at the un-American news from Spain, Japan and Ireland.
09/28/2006
07:07

Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa Claus, IN
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Stephen looks for ways to reunite a town divided by Abraham Lincoln.
09/28/2006
00:31

Intro - 9/28/06
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Stephen decks the halls with rounds of ammo, surveys the foreign press, and asks what Steve Wozniak has to say to his uncle, the typewriter salesman.
09/28/2006
01:42

Jon Stewart Calls In
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Stephen talks to Jon Stewart on the Days of Repentance hotline.
09/28/2006
05:01

Steve Wozniak
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Steve Wozniak loves to cut his steak on airplanes with his business card.
09/28/2006
00:31

Intro - 10/2/06
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Scientists band together to support political candidates, and author Michael Lewis talks about football.
10/02/2006
01:19

Sign Off - Actual Apologies
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Some atone phone callers are not sure what they did, but they're Jewish, so they must have done something.
10/02/2006
02:57

The Word - Copycat
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Scientists are dangerous enough one at a time. Now they're organizing.
10/02/2006
03:54

Mark Foley
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Denny Hastert is a former high school wrestling coach. What would he know about the sexual harassment of young boys?
10/02/2006
06:46

Michael Lewis
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Stephen and Michael Lewis talk about privilege in America.
10/02/2006
04:52

ThreatDown - Saudi Arabia
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The Iraqis are greeting us as liberators -- with improvised explosive celebrations.
10/02/2006
06:36

Andy Stern
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Stephen speaks with union leader Andy Stern about insurance and the growing gap between the rich and the poor, and suggests robots as a plan for America's future.
10/03/2006
00:48

Sign Off - Retire the Jersey
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After completing a perfect show, Stephen retires his Jersey and raises it to the rafters.
10/03/2006
04:18

Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle - Mascot
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After Stephen's viewers vote-bombed their website, the Saginaw Spirit named their mascot Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle, and then enjoyed a victory.
10/03/2006
02:37

Lucifer
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Stephen looks at some of Hillary Clinton's stances and compares them to the views of Lucifer.
10/03/2006
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