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Important Things with Demetri Martin
Best Time/Worst Time
Season 1 E 1 • 02/11/2009
Demetri describes a door with an identity crisis and explains why he hates meeting babies.
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Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1
The Best of H. Jon Benjamin
A montage of H. Jon Benjamin's most memorable characters from the first season of Important Things.
01/21/2010
00:27
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E1
Anger Scene Management
An actor threatens to ruin a film shoot with Amanda Peet, but then the director resorts to some creative coaching.
02/11/2009
00:27
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E1
Some Data About Timing
As people age, their bathroom habits change drastically.
02/11/2009
01:12
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E1
Rookie Cop
A young police officer pulls the trigger too soon during his first apartment bust.
02/11/2009
01:19
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E1
De Veers Diamonds
A jewelry company encourages men to mark even the most minor life events with new rings.
02/11/2009
00:58
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E1
Time Gigolo
A time machine allows a janitor to score with ladies throughout history, including Mary Magdalene.
02/11/2009
01:45
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E1
Best Time/Worst Time
Demetri describes a door with an identity crisis and explains why he hates meeting babies.
02/11/2009
01:56
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E2
Parking Fight
Two men who are ill-equipped to fight engage in a lengthy screaming match over a parking spot.
02/18/2009
02:48
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E2
Me vs. You
Demetri performs an ode to bitter enemies who stand on different ground.
02/18/2009
01:52
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E2
Some Jokes About Power
The human race imposes its ranking above the animal kingdom with several bizarre displays of dominance.
02/18/2009
03:48
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E2
The Revenger
A superhero's life is thrown into disarray after he learns a surprising fact about his father's death.
02/18/2009
01:44
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E2
Creedocide
There's a new rodent control method that promises to get rid of rats the spiritual way.
02/18/2009
00:52
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E3
The Prince and the Pauper
Five years after "The Prince and the Pauper," the former prince makes a bold suggestion to his replacement.
02/25/2009
00:42
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E3
Demetrocles
Plato's predecessor ponders the laws of attraction and nature's terrible mistakes.
02/25/2009
01:58
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E3
Some Data About Brains
Demetri discusses neck thickness, improper fractions and the association between memory and the senses.
02/25/2009
01:27
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E3
Jokes About Brains
Demetri muses about conjoined twins, tricky abbreviations, eating candy while colorblind and other puzzling things.
02/25/2009
00:43
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E3
Da Mici
The great inventor Da Mici searches for the mechanism that allows creatures to fly.
02/25/2009
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