Important Things with Demetri Martin
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Season 1 E 1 • 02/11/2009
Demetri describes a door with an identity crisis and explains why he hates meeting babies.
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02:22
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E4
Sitting Analysis
Demetri illustrates the paradoxes of sitting, the wonders of air travel and the changing nature of couches.
03/04/2009
01:08
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E4
Some Jokes About Chairs
Demetri considers the origins of seats and why they're so important when it comes to receiving bad news.
03/04/2009
02:08
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E4
Urinal Talk
Two employees trash-talk their coworkers during an unusually long bathroom break.
03/04/2009
00:57
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5
Pube-Safe
Demetri advertises a home-security system that protects everything from cats to kids using pubic hair.
03/11/2009
00:42
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5
Some Jokes About Safety
Demetri imagines the worst kinds of burns and reveals his ingenious early warning system for house fires.
03/11/2009
02:28
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5
Health Class, 1231 A.D.
Dark Age students learn about the birds and the bees, including the importance of witches.
03/11/2009
01:53
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5
Spring Haven Home
At Spring Haven, there'll be no more paintballing the elderly or lying about Tony Bennett concerts.
03/11/2009
01:19
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5
Safety Analysis
Demetri illustrates tricks for dealing with wild animals based on their names.
03/11/2009
02:23
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5
Guy with a Neck Brace
Demetri demonstrates the daily obstacles faces by a New Yorker wearing a neck brace.
03/11/2009
00:52
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6
Dadz
Two hip dads won't stop being cool just because they're strapped with babies.
03/18/2009
01:58
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6
The Dragon Man
A young party-goer faces his fears and shows off his face tattoo of a dragon.
03/18/2009
01:07
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6
Some Data About Coolness
Demetri shows how much easier it is to make something cool uncool than to make something uncool cool.
03/18/2009
02:06
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6
Some Jokes About Coolness
Demetri suggests the best method for leaving a conversation, thinks of a way to improve sword-swallowing and questions the continued use of strobe lights.
03/18/2009
03:14
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6
Hoodwinkers
An agency specializing in deception helps a nerd look super cool during his big date.
03/18/2009
04:05
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7
Emotional Escape Artist
Devon Cottonfield, the world's greatest emotional escape artist, prepares to slip out of a relationship, but then he meets his true match.
03/25/2009
02:08
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7
Greater Than or Equal To
Demetri ranks turtles and baby nephews as well as a Rubik's Cube and a drag queen.
03/25/2009
00:44
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7
The Annihilator
Chess will never be the same after the introduction of a new power piece, forged in the fires of Hell.
03/25/2009
02:14
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7
Some Jokes About Games
Demetri proposes an improvement to professional sports and pities high scorers on video games.
03/25/2009
01:20
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7
Bird-Pranked
A team of tricksters takes revenge after thousands of years of being pooped on by birds.
03/25/2009
02:52
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7
Passive-Aggressive Race
The world's most passive-aggressive athletes show off their non-confrontational one-upmanship techniques.
03/25/2009
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