The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 06/13/2006
Liberals take their freedom for granted when they complain about NSA wiretapping.
Intro - 6/12/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight's episode features images of Tom DeLay, the Tony Awards and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
The Word - Tom DeLay's Farewell AddressThe Colbert ReportS2
Rather than take away from his eloquent speech, Stephen gives you Tom DeLay's speech as The Word.
Tip/Wag - College StudentsThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen tips his hat to and wags his finger at the people, animals and weather patterns involved in current events, from college students to rain.
Tony AwardsThe Colbert ReportS2
The Tony Awards provide an easy way for Stephen to examine the homosexual threat.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.The Colbert ReportS2
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. supports his article in Rolling Stone Magazine claiming President Bush stole the 2004 presidential election.
The Word - Great F***ing IdeaThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen loves the idea of raising fines for broadcast indecency so much that he wants to be the first one to pay.
Stephen Jr. UpdateThe Colbert ReportS2
With video footage provided by the San Francisco Zoo, Stephen watches his young eagle son grow up.
Tim FlanneryThe Colbert ReportS2
Author and climatologist Tim Flannery attempts to convince Stephen that humans are causing a global climate change.
Feline BraveryThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen salutes a New Jersey tabby cat that chased a bear up a tree.
Intro - 6/13/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight, Stephen reports on the FCC crackdown and interviews climatologist Tim Flannery.
NSA WiretappingThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen invites anyone to call him for just 50 cents a minute to show they're in good, patriotic company.
Better Know a District - Georgia's 8th - Lynn WestmorelandThe Colbert ReportS2
Representative Westmoreland wants the Ten Commandments displayed in the houses of Congress; Stephen wants Representative Westmoreland to name them.
The Word - License RenewalThe Colbert ReportS2
The President and his war cabinet are getting down to the tough business of planning the war they started four years ago, and Stephen's removing his tie in a show of support.
Sign Off - Disappearing ActThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen's due on "Late Show with David Letterman" any second, and has to get there in a snap.
Intro - 6/14/06The Colbert ReportS2
Congress shoots first and asks questions four years later, Stephen puts Georgia's 8th on the Big Board, and David Sirota explains how corporations own the government.
David SirotaThe Colbert ReportS2
Author David Sirota thinks campaigns should be publicly financed. Stephen thinks author David Sirota is a Communist.
Surprise Visit to IraqThe Colbert ReportS2
George W. Bush made a surprise visit to Iraq over the weekend after telling his aides he was "going to read," a phrase Stephen thinks should have raised suspicions.
Michael PollanThe Colbert ReportS2
Author Michael Pollan explains how modern food choices will make future generations have shorter lives.
Formidable Opponent - Guantanamo BayThe Colbert ReportS2
Without fair trials or evidence, Stephen tries to convince himself whether or not the men held in Guantanamo Bay are terrorists.
The Word - Lock & LoadThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen encourages Republicans to shoot the immigration silver bullet to kill the werewolves of the Democratic Party.
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