The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Hello Kitty Wine & Cigarettes
Season 6 • 04/07/2010
Stephen signs off with his Hello Kitty wine and pig's blood cigarettes.
The Colbert ReportS6 Dean Kamen
Dean Kamen demonstrates how his prosthetic arm invention helps soldiers feed themselves.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 4/5/10
The Pentagon considers repealing "don't ask, don't tell," and Dean Kamen talks about his new advanced prosthetic arm invention.
The Colbert ReportS6 Science Catfight - Joe Bastardi vs. Brenda Ekwurzel
Al Sharpton says education should be about teaching students, not protecting principals, teachers and administrators.
The Colbert ReportS6 Al Sharpton
Al Sharpton says education should be about teaching the students, not protecting the principals, teachers and administrators.
The Colbert ReportS6 Scrabble Allows Proper Names
Scrabble's new rules will open up the game to a new generation of quasi-literate Us Weekly readers.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Hello Kitty Wine & Pig's Blood Filters
Sanrio introduces Hello Kitty wine, and Rabbi Jeff Goldblum blesses a cigarette with a pig's blood filter.
The Colbert ReportS6 Nailed 'Em - Fentimans Victorian Lemonade
In Maine, selling Fentimans Victorian Lemonade to minors becomes a crime because it contains less than 0.5% alcohol.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tiki Barber Cheats on His Wife
According to the New York Post, Tiki Barber and his wife have separated due to irreconcilable he's-banging- a-23-year-old.
The Colbert ReportS6 David Simon
David Simon describes his new HBO show, "Treme," as "Glee," but with a few more black people.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Hello Kitty Wine & Cigarettes
Stephen drinks Hello Kitty wine and smokes a cigarette with a pig's blood filter.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 4/8/10
The Republicans consider firing Michael Steele, and Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses the new Earth program.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tiger's Nike Commercial
Nike had to go through tons of voiceovers to find the right father figure for Tiger Woods.
The Colbert ReportS6 Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson says the manned space program is the force that inspires people to become scientists in the first place.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Final Final Frontier
With the end of manned spaceflight, America has to ride on the hump in the back seat while the Russians take the wheel to space.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - No Man Is a Failure
No man is a failure who has friends, unless his friends are also failures.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Affirmative Inaction
By giving the real power to a shadow RNC, the Republicans get to tiptoe around the firing of their first African-American chairman.
The Colbert ReportS6 Unpaid Internship Crackdown
Stephen's interns are learning stone masonry, from which he will not derive any immediate advantage for decades.
The Colbert ReportS6 Julian Assange
Julian Assange entitled the Apache helicopter video "Collateral Murder" in order to get maximum political impact.
The Colbert ReportS6 Justice Stevens Replacement - Jeffrey Toobin
Jeffrey Toobin talks about the legacy of Justice Stevens and his possible Supreme Court replacement.