Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
Alien Paternity Test - Uncensored
Season 2 E 2 • 10/12/2011
A woman accuses a foulmouthed alien of being her baby's deadbeat father.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6Superman's Repayment
Superman has some suggestions as to how a damsel in distress can repay him for saving her life.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7Time Capsule
Small-town officials unearth a 100-year-old time capsule and discover some unusual artifacts inside.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7Gay Robot - Alien Abduction
Gay Robot decides to visit Roswell, New Mexico, so that aliens can probe his orifices.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7Role-Playing
Nick's girlfriend gets a little too into their role-playing scenario.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7The Old House
A man arrives at the house where he grew up with a request for the current occupants.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Suck Your Own D**k Abs - Uncensored
Finally, an exercise routine that lets men get serious about their bodies and have fun at the same time.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Save the Fat Americans
Nick makes an earnest plea for starving families everywhere to help save a fat American.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Cat vs. Leg - Uncensored
Nick recounts a harrowing tale of cat-on-human violence.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Mom's Cat - Uncensored
Nick gets attacked by his mom's angry but very smart cat.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2Cinnabon & Day Drinking
Nick describes his dream cologne scent and fantasizes about running errands drunk.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2Alien Paternity Test - Uncensored
A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3Suicidal Dog
A dog with a painfully boring owner tries to end it all.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3Partying Olympics
Nick imagines an international partying competition that includes events like Smirnoff Ice hockey and cross-country peeing.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3Pinata Your Body
A new alternative to traditional burial puts the fun in funeral.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4Full Blown Maids
A businessman talks about some of his past ventures, the names of which were no-brainers.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4Bargain Bob's
When the recession hit, Bob Campbell consolidated his sex-toy shop and hardware store into one all-purpose business.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4Fake Vagina
Nick doesn't own a fake vagina, but he's not ruling out the possibility of buying one someday.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4Wheelchair Cat at the Hospital
Mr. Stitches is in hot water with the police after his one-night stand overdoses on cocaine.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5Drunk Driving & NBA Team Names
Nick devises an invention to help prevent drunk drivers from getting into accidents.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5Fist Cam
Nick and his girlfriend get more than they bargained for when they're caught on camera at a basketball game.
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