The Colbert Report
Occupy Wall Street Decamped
Season 8 • 11/15/2011
Police remove protesters from Occupy Wall Street's birthplace by cesarean.
The Colbert ReportS8 Thomas Thwaites
Designer Thomas Thwaites explains the process of building a toaster from scratch and shares his final product.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 11/14/11
The environmental movement might be dead, substance abuse gets scary, and Thomas Thwaites builds a toaster from scratch.
The Colbert ReportS8 Vodka Tampons
According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Leaf Blower
Stephen uses a leaf blower to tidy up his desk and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS8 Keystone XL Oil Pipeline - Bill McKibben
Co-founder and director of 350.org Bill McKibben explains why the Keystone XL pipeline will mean "game over" for the climate.
The Colbert ReportS8 CBS Snubs Michele Bachmann
CBS News' political director John Dickerson unintentionally copies a Michele Bachmann staffer on an e-mail dismissing the GOP candidate.
The Colbert ReportS8 Bears & Balls - Celebrity Relics & Gooooooold!
There's never been a better time to invest in things that fall off celebrities, and Goldline International executives face fraud and theft charges.
The Colbert ReportS8 Difference Makers - Jimmy Justice
When the police fall down on the job, Jimmy Justice stands up for New Yorkers by making gotcha videos of NYPD officers.
The Colbert ReportS8 Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood talks about the extensive Antarctic training he endured to play a penguin in "Happy Feet Two."
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - One Ring
Stephen says goodnight and renders himself invisible by donning the One Ring.
The Colbert ReportS8 Occupy Wall Street Decamped
New York City's mayor, Michael Bloomberg, orders the evacuation of Zuccotti Park, citing potential health and safety risks.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 11/16/11
GOP candidates justify waterboarding, Seattle police pepper spray elderly protesters, and Chris Matthews discusses his John F. Kennedy biography.
The Colbert ReportS8 Elderly Occupier Pepper Sprayed
After dealing with Occupy Seattle protestors, the police insist that pepper spray is no more dangerous to a 10-year-old than to an 80-year-old.
The Colbert ReportS8 Newt Gingrich's Greek Cruise
Newt Gingrich's explanation of his all-you-can-research booze cruise through the Greek isles puts his other scandals in a new light.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Report Bedtime Stories - Dragon & Wizard
Stephen reads from The Colbert Report's book of bedtime stories and signs off.
The Colbert ReportS8 Chris Matthews
Chris Matthews talks about John F. Kennedy's World War II heroism and critical health issues.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tip/Wag - Pin-Ups for Ron Paul, Movie Torture Tactics & Offensive Merchandise
Ron Paul supporters release a pin-up calendar, Allen West defends waterboarding, and Forever 21 discontinues a controversial necklace.
The Colbert ReportS8 Susan Orlean
Author Susan Orlean recounts Rin Tin Tin's journey from stray puppy on a World War I battlefield to silent film star.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - The 1%
Congress takes for granted American troops' willingness to make greater sacrifices than the rest of society.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 11/17/11
The congressional super committee struggles to formulate a deficit-cutting plan, and Susan Orlean discusses the life of celebrity dog Rin Tin Tin.
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