The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Pedometer

Season 11 • 05/09/2006

Donald Rumsfeld checks his pedometer in a Fox News interview.

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Poll Smoking - Obesity

Statistical Analyst Dave Gorman has found some disturbing trends in the obesity of Americans and how we perceive ourselves.
05/08/2006
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Anybody's Goss

Samantha Bee analyzes Porter Goss' departure from the CIA and blames it on him having sex with Thai hookers who inject heroin into the tip of his penis.
05/08/2006
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David Remnick

David Remnick presents his latest book, "Reporting," and talks about his difficulties getting access to the Bush administration.
05/08/2006
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Scary Movie

Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi -- the leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq -- puts out his first propaganda videotape so that the would-be jihadists can see him as all that and a bag of hummus.
05/09/2006
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The War at Home

Donald Rumsfeld knows the WMD are in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad, and to the east, west, south and north.
05/09/2006
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Headlines - God #10

Fox & Friends pores over the results of a study where children ranked God tenth out of the best things in the world, just ahead of "Bad Food."
05/09/2006
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Daily/Colbert - CIA

Stephen Colbert recounts the time he was almost killed by the CIA in a case of mistaken identity.
05/09/2006
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Law and Border

Jason Jones reports that just like the Mexicans, the Canadians are sneaking into America by the bazillions.
05/09/2006
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10 F#@king Years - Happy F@!king Holidays

The Daily Show takes a look back at its coverage of the holidays, from the highest of high holidays, Hanukah, to a foul-mouthed look at the true meaning of Christmas.
05/09/2006
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Eric Shawn

Eric Shawn describes how economic interests guide the policies of the U.N.
05/09/2006
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Moment of Zen - Pedometer

Donald Rumsfeld tells a Fox News interviewer how many steps he's walked for the day.
05/09/2006
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Billy Connolly

Bill Connolly explains why everyone hates Americans.
05/10/2006
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Intro - Weather Attack Ad

Jon is sorry for making fun of a local weather team running an attack ad on another local weather team.
05/10/2006
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Daily/Colbert - Scottish Accent

Stephen Colbert does Richard Nixon and Cary Grant in a Scottish accent.
05/10/2006
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Back in Black - Fake TV News

Lewis Black explains how watching pre-packaged pseudo-news means missing out on actual investigative reporting.
05/10/2006
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Letter

Rob Corddry says America should make copies of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's letter and send it to twenty other world leaders.
05/10/2006
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Headlines - Going Postal

President Bush receives a letter from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad railing against the United States and claiming democracy has failed worldwide.
05/10/2006
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Moment of Zen - Robin Roberts

Anchor Robin Roberts finds out what it's like to be an 85 year-old woman.
05/10/2006
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Headlines - Rights Guard

The United Nations names China, Cuba and Saudi Arabia to its newly established Human Rights Council.
05/11/2006
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Headlines - Cell Phone Scuffle

Sunni members of the Iraqi Parliament stage a walkout when a delegate's cell phone rings with a Shiite religious chant ringtone.
05/11/2006
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Honey I Shrunk the KISS

Jason Jones tries to end a long-standing feud between two dwarf KISS tribute bands
05/11/2006
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