The Colbert Report
The Word - Divided We Win
Season 4 • 08/05/2008
Stephen knows where Republicans need to look to find a new issue: Switzerland.
The Word - We the PeopleThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen already knew he'd never vote for Obama, but he didn't realize how much he'd love to vote for Britney Spears.
Democrats' Five-Week RecessThe Colbert ReportS4
The do-nothing Democrats in Congress begin a five-week recess. If they're not passing bills, what is the president supposed to veto?
Lucas ConleyThe Colbert ReportS4
Lucas Conley tells Stephen about America's obsession with branding in his Dr. Pepper interview.
Ryan Seacrest's Shark AttackThe Colbert ReportS4
Now that the shark has had a taste of Ryan Seacrest, it's only a matter of time before they come looking for Stephen.
Obsessive Compulsive ChecklistThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants you to make sure you turned off the stove, closed the refrigerator door, and locked the doors before bed.
Canton, Kansas ApologyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen hopes Canton, Kansas accepts his apology because America's real assberg is Canton, South Dakota.
Obama's Energy Plan - Tire GaugesThe Colbert ReportS4
To highlight what a charade proper air pressure is, the McCain campaign hands out "Obama Energy Plan" tire gauges.
David CarrThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks David Carr which is more damaging to society -- crack addiction or the New York Times.
Starbucks PromotionThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen is selling counterfeit Starbucks receipts for any date you want.
Intro - 8/5/08The Colbert ReportS4
The solution to the fuel crisis may be just around the corner. God, Stephen hopes it's a gas station.
The Word - Divided We WinThe Colbert ReportS4
Congressional Republicans should think about making Corinthian columns a wedge issue.
Spida of Love - Jason BondThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Jason Bond if his spider would win in a fight with Neil Young's spider.
Spanish AudioThe Colbert ReportS4
If you were listening to the Spanish audio of tonight's broadcast, Stephen wants to see your green card.
Colbert Platinum - The Dribble-Down EffectThe Colbert ReportS4
The ultra rich consume more than they could possibly swallow, and the remainder dribbles down into their beards.
Intro - 8/6/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen's new spider will be on this show. He'll celebrate from a distance.
Ignorance History MonthThe Colbert ReportS4
It is time to honor the contributions that the ignorant have made to America with an Ignorance History Month.
Kevin CostnerThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants to know if Kevin Costner is a Hollywood leftie liberal pinko Commie.
Sport Report - Devin GordonThe Colbert ReportS4
Devin Gordon explains what China is actually getting out of hosting the Olympics.
Osama bin Laden's Driver GuiltyThe Colbert ReportS4
Salim Hamdan -- Osama bin Laden's driver -- is convicted in the most historic session of traffic court ever.
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