The Colbert ReportS9 Dan Brown
Dan Brown discusses Dante's "Inferno," explains why he puts everything in puzzle form and becomes the subject of an anagram.
The Colbert ReportS9 Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Maxim
Maxim's Hot 100 honors a Disney star, and Stephen wishes to be objectified like a piece of meat again.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 5/14/13
Congress compromises on immigration reform, Maxim never changes, and bestselling author Dan Brown sits down with Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Maxim's Hot 100
Stephen reviews Maxim's picks for 2013.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obamacare Repeal Vote
New representatives should get to do all the good votes they weren't there for, like repealing Obamacare, ending Prohibition and declaring war on Japan.
The Colbert ReportS9 Heritage Foundation's Immigration Study
Jason Richwine's 2009 racist immigration paper had no influence on the Heritage Foundation's racist immigration paper co-written by Jason Richwine.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cyndi Lauper
Megastar Cyndi Lauper shares the story of a shoe factory owner and drag queen from Broadway's hit musical "Kinky Boots."
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 4th - Gwen Moore Pt. 1
Openly black Congresswoman Gwen Moore discusses big government, class warfare and Paul Ryan's budget.
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 4th - Gwen Moore Pt. 2
Congresswoman Gwen Moore talks about growing up on welfare, getting to know Scott Walker and posing on an imaginary Harley.
The Colbert ReportS9 Bug Protein
According to the United Nations, all New Yorkers with bed bugs are technically ranchers raising healthy sources of fat, protein and fiber.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Wind Turbines & China
The Obama administration fails to prosecute wind energy companies for killing eagles, and China launches a Middle East peace proposal.
The Colbert ReportS9 Asparagusgate
The House Judiciary Committee grills Attorney General Eric Holder, and Louie Gohmert accuses Holder of casting aspersions on his asparagus.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 5/16/13
Windmills have their shortcomings, printable weapons threaten gun control, and Dr. Daniel Lieberman discusses his research on long-distance running.
The Colbert ReportS9 Daniel Lieberman
Harvard University's Daniel Lieberman explains that human beings are among the best long-distance runners in the world because they're good at sweating.
The Colbert ReportS9 3D Printed Guns
Texas law student Cody Wilson is very clear about why he wants to make plastic firearms and high-capacity magazines available online.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mazda Scandal Booth - The IRS
The IRS targets tax-exempt organizations that don't have to reveal their donors, and acting commissioner Steve Miller loses his job.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Mazda Scandal Booth
Obama's scandals encircle Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 David Sassoon
Environmental journalist David Sassoon discusses dilbit spills, climate change and his online publication, InsideClimate News.