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Intro - 3/7/06
Season 2 • 03/07/2006
Will congressional scholar, Norman Ornstein, survive unplugged from his think tank?
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01:00
Never Say Die
The Colbert Report
S2
A positive story out of Iraq -- if you replace the words "basketball" with "Iraq" and "cheerleader with indomitable spirit" with "President George W. Bush."
03/06/2006
05:53
Bob Schieffer
The Colbert Report
S2
Bob Schieffer has good ratings for his morning show because most of his elderly viewers died in the night and left the television on.
03/06/2006
01:00
Hollywood Decontamination
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen wants Jon Stewart to quickly return from Hollywood so that he can be "de-Clooneyed."
03/06/2006
00:11
Sign Off - Narnia
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen Colbert hears that Narnia is very popular with children.
03/06/2006
02:59
The Word - Spoiler Alert!
The Colbert Report
S2
Consumer Reports is committing the treason of telling everyone that Japanese cars test better than American cars.
03/06/2006
00:40
Intro - 3/6/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen reports on consumer reports, interviews CBS anchor Bob Schieffer and briefly focuses on international news.
03/06/2006
04:24
The Word - The Long War
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen Colbert explains why the "war on terror" has been renamed "the long war."
03/07/2006
04:20
All You Need to Know - Video Games
The Colbert Report
S2
From Supreme Court rulings and international news to a new video game, here's All You Need To Know.
03/07/2006
07:30
Norman Ornstein
The Colbert Report
S2
Political scientist Norman Ornstein explains how the current Congress does less than nothing.
03/07/2006
03:05
Colbert Manor
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen proves to Sir Benjamin Slade that he matches the criteria to become his heir.
03/07/2006
00:36
Intro - 3/7/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen will look at our progress in the war on terror and speak with congressional scholar, Norman Ornstein.
03/07/2006
00:36
Intro - 3/8/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Coming up, Stephen covers Monopoly's anniversary, a pending Iraqi civil war and the fortitude of James Webb's convictions.
03/08/2006
02:39
Colbert Manor Revisited
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen uses his family history to convince British aristocrat Sir Benjamin Slade that he is, in fact, the right choice to become his heir.
03/08/2006
01:37
Used Flag Offer
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen likes putting up a fresh American flag every day, but that has caused him to have an excess of used flags.
03/08/2006
04:13
The Word - Monopoly
The Colbert Report
S2
In dedication to the board game Monopoly, Stephen discusses how monopolies are the best form of business.
03/08/2006
03:09
Stephen's Sound Advice - Civil War Do's & Don'ts
The Colbert Report
S2
From color-coded uniforms to famous generals, civil war advice may come in handy for the Iraqis.
03/08/2006
07:16
James Webb
The Colbert Report
S2
James Webb discusses his opinions on the current state of American politics and the war in Iraq.
03/08/2006
00:08
Fract - America Rocks
The Colbert Report
S2
With their number one hits, the band America shows how this country rocks.
03/08/2006
00:36
Intro - 3/9/06
The Colbert Report
S2
America is the land of "do-it-yourself," if by "it" you mean "driving to Home Depot and picking up a bunch of undocumented day laborers."
03/09/2006
03:36
Canadian Baseball?
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen isn't taking Canada's victory over the United States in the World Baseball Classic lightly.
03/09/2006
06:08
Better Know a District - California's 39th District - Linda Sanchez
The Colbert Report
S2
Just because Linda Sanchez said she took money from Jack Abramoff in Spanish doesn't mean she didn't say it.
03/09/2006
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