The Colbert Report
Genitalia Bomb Threat
Season 6 • 01/04/2010
Terrorists just have to design a bomb that looks like genitalia to get past the TSA full-body scans.
The Colbert ReportS5 Accenture Drops Tiger Woods
Accenture was heartbroken to find out Tiger Woods had been endorsing other companies on the side.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a Stephen - Stephen King
Stephen King believes scary, gross stories make people feel better about their own lives.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tom Brokaw
Tom Brokaw calls the last 10 years the "Oh My God" decade where everything was out of sync with what it had been before.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Spyvate Sector
If Congress doesn't reauthorize the Patriot Act, America's corporations are ready to step in.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Thanks for the New Set
Stephen thanks the entire production staff and crew for the new set and opening credits.
The Colbert ReportS6 High-Definition Upgrade
Now that Stephen is in high definition, his opinions will be crisper and his anger more saturated.
The Colbert ReportS6 Erick Erickson
Erick Erickson opposes the Republican National Committee's purity test because the voters should decide.
The Colbert ReportS6 Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts
Stephen tries curling -- the sport of kings, if your kingdom contains nothing but ice-cold rocks.
The Colbert ReportS6 Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts - Colbert vs. Shuster
Stephen puts his rocks on the ice and competes for a place on the U.S. curling team.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - Goodbye, Old Set
Stephen gets a whole new set, which means it's time to say a goodbye to some old friends.
The Colbert ReportS6 Genitalia Bomb Threat
Terrorists will be able to fool the TSA full-body scans by designing a bomb that looks like genitalia.
The Colbert ReportS6 Night of Terror - The Crapification of the American Pant-Scape
Airport crotch screening won't be inconvenient for frequent travelers who have a government-issued photo ID of their balls.
The Colbert ReportS6 Better Know an Enemy - Yemen
Stephen wants to scare the crap out of you about Yemen with his new high-definition magic monitor.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Ideal or No Deal
Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy.
The Colbert ReportS6 Riley Crane
Riley Crane built a platform for viral collaboration to find DARPA's 10 red balloons randomly placed around the United States.
The Colbert ReportS6 High-Definition Advertising
High definition allows Stephen to sell ad space inside each of his now-visible facial pores.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 1/5/10
The military responds to the underwear bomber, Zhu Zhu Pets turn on America, and Riley Crane finds 10 balloons.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Stephen Draws Woodstock
Stephen perfects his drawing of Woodstock on the magic monitor.
The Colbert ReportS6 A Message to Standard-Definition Cable Providers
Stephen has a special message for all the cable providers broadcasting him in standard definition.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 1/6/10
The Senate and House debate health care, and Charles Moore discovers a floating patch of garbage in the Pacific Ocean.
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