The Colbert Report
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Season 2 • 06/20/2006
Stephen had a great time tonight.
ThreatDown - The Homo-Sexy EditionThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen counts down the things that are trying to make him gay -- Congress, if you want to preserve marriage, you will ban "Fight Club."
Bill GatesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen suggests the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation donate their money to the Stephen & Melinda Gates foundation.
The Word - Risky BusinessThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wants a generation of daredevils, custom built to thrive in our brave new world who won't need social security and who'll want to go to Iraq for spring break.
Intro - 6/19/06The Colbert ReportS2
Bill Gates leaves Microsoft, scientists find a genetic link to risk-taking, and Stephen talks with "Ask a Mexican" columnist, Gustavo Arellano.
Bart EhrmanThe Colbert ReportS2
Bart Ehrman discusses the history of the word of Jesus and Stephen offers him irrefutable logic.
Intro - 6/20/06The Colbert ReportS2
Buying an SUV from GM might save you on gas, Stephen questions whether government is too big and Bart Ehrman stop by to talk about his book, "Misquoting Jesus."
Marrying SnakesThe Colbert ReportS2
Once you're hitched to a snake, honeymoon somewhere within driving distance because things can get chaotic if you bring "Snakes on a Plane."
Stephen Makes it Simple - GovernmentThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen navigates the question of big government versus small government with some help from Lassie and Godzilla.
American GoalThe Colbert ReportS2
The US soccer team tied the Italians 1-1. That's as good as a win!
The Word - Everything Must GoThe Colbert ReportS2
In order to save Mother Earth, we must extract and burn all the fuel she has.
Truthiness CheerThe Colbert ReportS2
America's cheerleading teens are cheering about truthiness.
Bay BuchananThe Colbert ReportS2
Bay Buchanan is dedicated to building a fence along the 2,000 mile border between the U.S. and Mexico.
Don't Mess With JesusThe Colbert ReportS2
The brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy on "Fox and Friends" believes a monkey with a typewriter could type the Bible.
Tip/Wag - Episcopal ChurchThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen tips his hat to the U.S. Mint and Gustav Klimt, but wags his finger at the Episcopal church, Lego and scientists.
Sign Off - Insane ClownThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen will be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife in your dreams.
Intro - 6/21/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen explores the best thing about soccer, reports on a female Episcopal bishop, and talks to Bay Buchanan about his committee to get immigrants out of America.
World Cup Trash Talk - Alexi LalasThe Colbert ReportS2
Soccer star Alexi Lalas helps Stephen trash talk other teams in preparation for the World Cup.
Intro - 6/22/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen dismisses Stephen Hawking, interviews Colorado Congresswoman Diana DeGette, and determines what lessons from Hurricane Katrina we can ignore this hurricane season.
Sign Off - Not Winning PrizesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen knows he's not going to win any prizes for saying goodnight.
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