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Jon Magazine
Season 8 • 08/12/2003
If you can't read, pick up Jon Magazine on tape, as read by Linda Hunt.
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05:33
Samuel L. Jackson
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Samuel L. Jackson had knee surgery years ago, after he got dragged by the A train.
08/11/2003
01:13
Intro - Ass Hair
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Static electricity caused by thunderstorms makes the hair on Jon's ass sit up.
08/11/2003
02:22
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Holistic Medicine
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
With a little water, soil, sunlight and TLC, you too can grow your own holistic healing garden.
08/11/2003
02:25
Blimps Up, Foes Down
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Nothing like watching a marvel of early 20th century technology pursue a marvel of late 19th century technology, to inspire confidence in homeland defense.
08/12/2003
05:09
Kim Cattrall
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Kim Cattrall is going on a cruise with her family and her suite contains a butler and a garden.
08/12/2003
00:59
We Didn't Start The Fire
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
You know it's bad when they're dropping the red sh@#.
08/12/2003
02:29
Jonscope
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Too many phrases are already taken and thus off-limits for Jon Stewart to express how he really feels.
08/12/2003
02:56
Healthy Forests
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The forest fires are like Iraq, we have to kill part of it to save it.
08/12/2003
00:16
Moment of Zen - Blimp
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
A surveillance blimp slowly follows a train.
08/12/2003
01:39
Enlibra
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
George W. Bush unveils his new choice for the new head of the EPA, generic, close cropped, graying, middle aged, white guy, Mike Leavitt.
08/12/2003
01:24
Jon Magazine
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
08/12/2003
04:48
The Alphabet Song
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Let's cut violence in half with a laser guided chain gun across a charred landscape... for the children
08/13/2003
01:08
It's Just Wednesday
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The Kobe Bryant rape trial is causing racial tensions to flare in Colorado.
08/13/2003
00:08
Moment of Zen - Follower
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
George W. Bush is a follower of American politics.
08/13/2003
05:32
Paul Giamatti
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon and Paul Giamatti talk about pit bulls, re-enactments, and box office boffo Ben Affleck
08/13/2003
03:38
We Love Showbiz - Friends
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
"Friends" enters its last season, "Gigli" is kicking it strong at the box office, and Cameron Diaz wants to control who sees her breasts.
08/13/2003
02:42
Hot Enough For You?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
A record heat wave steamrolls its way through central Europe and Great Britain.
08/13/2003
02:31
Blackout 2003 - Ed Power
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Ed Helms is going to get some potted plants, probably basil, but only in the summer, in an effort to protect himself from future blackouts.
08/18/2003
02:32
Blackout 2003 - Suckers
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Honeymooners, grocery stores and suckers on public transportation were hit hard by the biggest blackout in history.
08/18/2003
02:46
Blackout 2003 - Not a Poem
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The blackout was not a divine revelation of a temporary crisis transforming New York into a shimmering city on a hill.
08/18/2003
02:52
Blackout 2003 - What Went Wrong?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Senior Utility Correspondent Samantha Bee knows nothing about what caused the blackout or about electricity in general.
08/18/2003
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