The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Jon Magazine

Season 8 • 08/12/2003

If you can't read, pick up Jon Magazine on tape, as read by Linda Hunt.

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05:33

Samuel L. Jackson
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Samuel L. Jackson had knee surgery years ago, after he got dragged by the A train.
08/11/2003
01:13

Intro - Ass Hair
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Static electricity caused by thunderstorms makes the hair on Jon's ass sit up.
08/11/2003
02:22

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Holistic Medicine
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With a little water, soil, sunlight and TLC, you too can grow your own holistic healing garden.
08/11/2003
02:25

Blimps Up, Foes Down
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Nothing like watching a marvel of early 20th century technology pursue a marvel of late 19th century technology, to inspire confidence in homeland defense.
08/12/2003
05:09

Kim Cattrall
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Kim Cattrall is going on a cruise with her family and her suite contains a butler and a garden.
08/12/2003
00:59

We Didn't Start The Fire
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You know it's bad when they're dropping the red sh@#.
08/12/2003
02:29

Jonscope
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Too many phrases are already taken and thus off-limits for Jon Stewart to express how he really feels.
08/12/2003
02:56

Healthy Forests
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The forest fires are like Iraq, we have to kill part of it to save it.
08/12/2003
00:16

Moment of Zen - Blimp
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A surveillance blimp slowly follows a train.
08/12/2003
01:39

Enlibra
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George W. Bush unveils his new choice for the new head of the EPA, generic, close cropped, graying, middle aged, white guy, Mike Leavitt.
08/12/2003
01:24

Jon Magazine
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This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
08/12/2003
04:48

The Alphabet Song
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Let's cut violence in half with a laser guided chain gun across a charred landscape... for the children
08/13/2003
01:08

It's Just Wednesday
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The Kobe Bryant rape trial is causing racial tensions to flare in Colorado.
08/13/2003
00:08

Moment of Zen - Follower
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George W. Bush is a follower of American politics.
08/13/2003
05:32

Paul Giamatti
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Jon and Paul Giamatti talk about pit bulls, re-enactments, and box office boffo Ben Affleck
08/13/2003
03:38

We Love Showbiz - Friends
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"Friends" enters its last season, "Gigli" is kicking it strong at the box office, and Cameron Diaz wants to control who sees her breasts.
08/13/2003
02:42

Hot Enough For You?
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A record heat wave steamrolls its way through central Europe and Great Britain.
08/13/2003
02:31

Blackout 2003 - Ed Power
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Ed Helms is going to get some potted plants, probably basil, but only in the summer, in an effort to protect himself from future blackouts.
08/18/2003
02:32

Blackout 2003 - Suckers
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Honeymooners, grocery stores and suckers on public transportation were hit hard by the biggest blackout in history.
08/18/2003
02:46

Blackout 2003 - Not a Poem
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The blackout was not a divine revelation of a temporary crisis transforming New York into a shimmering city on a hill.
08/18/2003
02:52

Blackout 2003 - What Went Wrong?
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Senior Utility Correspondent Samantha Bee knows nothing about what caused the blackout or about electricity in general.
08/18/2003
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