The Colbert Report

Colbert News Alert - Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling

Season 8 • 06/25/2012

The wait on the Obamacare Supreme Court decision takes its toll on all of cable news.

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00:09

The Colbert ReportS8
Sign Off - "A Universe from Nothing"

Stephen touts Lawrence Krauss' book, "A Universe from Nothing."
06/21/2012
07:20

The Colbert ReportS8
Lawrence Krauss

Cosmologist Lawrence Krauss discusses his book "A Universe from Nothing: Why There Is Something Rather than Nothing."
06/21/2012
03:21

The Colbert ReportS8
Egypt's Presidential Election & Hosni Mubarak's Health

No one knows who's in charge of Egypt, even after checking the Nile for babies in baskets.
06/21/2012
05:11

The Colbert ReportS8
Operation Artificial Swedener - C'mon Sweden, Take a Chance on Stephen

Only one obstacle stands between Stephen and the Swedish tweeting supremacy, so Stephen makes a poetic last appeal.
06/21/2012
00:33

The Colbert ReportS8
Intro - 6/25/12

The Romney campaign hopes for bad news, the latest on education comes out, and Frank Deford details his life in sports journalism.
06/25/2012
00:06

The Colbert ReportS8
Sign Off - Five Finger Fillet

Stephen stabs a dagger back and forth between his fingers.
06/25/2012
03:16

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert News Alert - Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling - Richard Mourdock's Responses

Indiana GOP Senate candidate Richard Mourdock puts his balls on the felt and enjoys one of the briefest moments of celebration ever seen.
06/25/2012
05:54

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Frank Deford

Frank Deford talks about his long sports writing career, his face-off with the Harlem Globetrotters, and the establishment of Title IX.
06/25/2012
05:18

The Colbert ReportS8
The Word - Silver Maligning

Bad economic news is great news for Mitt Romney, so conservatives must drag everyone down in the dumps to get America back on track.
06/25/2012
03:46

The Colbert ReportS8
I's on Edjukashun - Study Drugs

Everyone is looking for that edge to help them spend a quarter of a million dollars on a worthless philosophy degree.
06/25/2012
02:00

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert News Alert - Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling

Fox Business anchor Stuart Varney reports zero information on the Obamacare legal battle.
06/25/2012
00:16

The Colbert ReportS8
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen sips water and says goodnight.
06/26/2012
07:26

The Colbert ReportS8
Richard Ford

Award-winning American novelist Richard Ford shares his inspiration for "Canada," aversion to criticism, and logic behind storing manuscripts in the freezer.
06/26/2012
03:36

The Colbert ReportS8
Dish Network's AutoHop Service

Dish Network could force hardworking TV folk to do more integrated product placement just to put food on the table -- and not just any food.
06/26/2012
00:33

The Colbert ReportS8
Intro - 6/26/12

A Pixar movie sparks controversy, advertising forges new frontiers, and writer Richard Ford discusses his book "Canada."
06/26/2012
03:50

The Colbert ReportS8
Supreme Court Ruling on Arizona Immigration Policy

America must return to the founders' dream of every state deciding who it could turn away at its border.
06/26/2012
05:27

The Colbert ReportS8
Tip/Wag - Pixar's Gay Agenda, America's Obesity & Adidas Shackle Sneakers

Any 15-year-old girl who resists an arranged marriage must be gay, America has 41 pounds on skinny countries, and civil rights leaders knock athletic shackles.
06/26/2012
03:03

The Colbert ReportS8
Blood in the Water - Mike Turzai's Voter ID Remarks

Republican state legislatures fight nonexistent fraud with voter ID laws, but the lamestream media calls it a scheme to disenfranchise low-income and elderly voters.
06/27/2012
03:05

The Colbert ReportS8
National Geographic Poll on Alien Invasion Management

The Obama campaign invites wedding registry donations, and America finds out what its presidential candidates would never have to do in situations that will never occur.
06/27/2012
04:10

The Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney's Victory Retreat & Democrats' Convention Deficit

While things are sunny with a chance of cash for the GOP, Democrats' financial forecast is partly cloudy with a chance of fighting a seagull for half a hotdog bun.
06/27/2012
00:09

The Colbert ReportS8
Sign Off - Oreo Cookie Plate

Stephen rethinks licking an Oreo cookie.
06/27/2012
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