The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Old Man Retires

Season 15 • 04/12/2010

Dash Worthington thinks Justice John Paul Stevens is a quitter for retiring at 90 years old.

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Michael Steele Plays the Race Card

Michael Steele addresses the lesbian bondage fiasco and plays the race card to defend his RNC mismanagement.
04/07/2010
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Daily/Colbert - Easter Egg Safari

Stephen and his kids give the Easter eggs a 15-minute head start before they hunt them down with a boom-boom stick.
04/08/2010
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Moment of Zen - Substitute for Reality

According to Newt Gingrich, President Obama believes that words are a substitute for reality.
04/08/2010
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David Remnick

David Remnick claims President Obama is a man of great qualities but also considerable ego.
04/08/2010
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Virginia's Confederate History Month & Griffin Mascot

Bob McDonnell declares April Confederate History Month, and the College of William and Mary announce its new pantsless griffin mascot.
04/08/2010
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The Big Bang Treaty

Fox News no longer feels the need to accurately report on President Obama's nuclear arms treaty with Russia.
04/08/2010
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Intro - Bridges of Madison County

David Remnick will talk about his new book describing Obama's affair with a lonely woman.
04/08/2010
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Moment of Zen - Boy Implodes Texas Stadium

Brian Kilmeade congratulates the boy who brought down Texas Stadium and all those great memories.
04/12/2010
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Open Carrier Discrimination

Wyatt Cenac experiences the discrimination open gun carriers face for living their alternative lifestyles in public.
04/12/2010
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Bryan Cranston

Bryan Cranston promotes his new title, "My Life's a Meth" and describes the horrors of crystal meth.
04/12/2010
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Old Man Retires

Dash Worthington calls Justice Stevens a quitter for retiring from his lifetime appointment after only 35 years on the bench.
04/12/2010
06:10

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That's Tariffic

The media attacks the poor and elderly for not paying federal income taxes, but the U.S. government doesn't see a cent of Exxon's $35 billion profit.
04/13/2010
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Moment of Zen - Naked Skier Needs Vaseline

Brian Kilmeade thinks a skier dangling naked from a chairlift could get a Vaseline sponsor.
04/13/2010
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BJ Penn Takes Down Brian Kilmeade

Sacha Baron Cohen planned to put his balls in Eminem's face, but BJ Penn wrestling Brian Kilmeade was God's will.
04/13/2010
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Rachel Maddow

Rachel Maddow wants everybody to agree on two rules: don't lie and don't threaten to shoot people.
04/13/2010
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Clash of the Teatans

Tea Partiers have to get away from the Republicans if they want their Hitler-Obama signs taken seriously.
04/13/2010
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You're Welcome - Church Scandal Prevention

The Catholic Church can prevent scandals by replacing altar boys with chimps and by killing the sexy mood with Febreze.
04/14/2010
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Richard Burt

Richard Burt likes the nuclear arms reduction treaty on the table between Medvedev and Obama, but it's only a first step.
04/14/2010
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A Farewell to Arms

Fox News wants you to decide if the Nuclear Security Summit logo looks similar to the flags representing Muslim nations.
04/14/2010
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Moment of Zen - Obama Is a Thinker

According to Dmitry Medvedev, the thing that distinguishes Barack Obama from other people is that he's a thinker.
04/14/2010
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Tea America

Instead of reporting on facts and tax policy, Wyatt Cenac searches for the racist, homophobic members of the Tea Party movement.
04/15/2010
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