The Colbert Report

Intro - 2/28/06

Season 2 • 02/28/2006

Mardi Gras is the Super Bowl of open-air drinking.

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01:06

Who Hates Whom in the Name of God
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While people of all faiths believe that God is love, many religions have gotten some real mileage out of hate.
02/27/2006
06:29

Tony Campolo
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Reverend Tony Campolo believes putting religion and politics together is like mixing ice cream with horse manure.
02/27/2006
03:05

The De-Deification of the American Faithscape
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Stephen goes after the eight percent of Americans who don't believe in God.
02/27/2006
03:37

Pick Your Apocalypse
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American consumers want choice, and nowhere is choice more important than how you and all of existence will be annihilated.
02/27/2006
02:47

The Word - Trial Separation
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America, God's not going to wait forever. He's got a lot of other attractive governments out there.
02/27/2006
02:00

Confess Your Sins to Stephen
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Stephen knows he's not a religious leader, but he does have a TV show.
02/27/2006
07:14

Brett O'Donnell
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Stephen asks what Brett O'Donnell thinks of the debate between Job and God.
02/28/2006
03:37

Who's Attacking Me Now? - Anderson Cooper
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Stephen thinks Anderson Cooper is attacking him, but he can't be sure, because he's not pointing and shouting in his direction.
02/28/2006
03:33

The Word - Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler!
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Through the sheer power of alcohol and bare breasts, the Deep South has risen again.
02/28/2006
04:48

Tip/Wag - Wheeled Transportation
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Until wheels get their act together, the president should travel by hot air balloon or dirigible.
02/28/2006
00:33

Intro - 2/28/06
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Mardi Gras is the Super Bowl of open-air drinking, other than the Super Bowl.
02/28/2006
00:33

Intro - 3/1/06
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Stephen is going to celebrate Benjamin Franklin's birthday by flying a kite into some power lines.
03/01/2006
02:37

Better Know a District - California's 50th
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Randy "Duke" Cunningham isn't dead to Stephen, California's 50th district is.
03/01/2006
04:54

The Word - Faith
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There will be great temptation for President Bush to admit that he made a mistake, but our commander in chief is strong. He will pass the test.
03/01/2006
05:56

Better Know a Founder - Benjamin Franklin
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Stephen and Ben Franklin talk about their inventions and who died of syphilis.
03/01/2006
06:19

Arianna Huffington
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Stephen wants to know why Arianna Huffington hates black people.
03/01/2006
01:59

Sign Off - End of an Era
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The social outcasts of today's junior high schools are relieved of the agony of human contact.
03/02/2006
00:33

Intro - 3/2/06
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Stephen investigates humans playing God, predicts Oscar winners and interviews economist Jeffrey Sachs.
03/02/2006
02:51

The Word - Homo Sapien Agenda
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The only reason Stephen could imagine being gay is to have all the sex you want without ladies and their emotional outbursts.
03/02/2006
07:02

Jeffrey Sachs
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Jeffrey Sachs explains that giving a little aid to impoverished countries is the least that Americans can do.
03/02/2006
04:13

The DaColbert Code - The Oscars
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Using the DaColbert Code, Stephen discovers who killed John F. Kennedy, who's to blame for the slow response to Hurricane Katrina and who will win this year's Academy Awards.
03/02/2006
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