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Car Shout - GM & Chrysler
Season 5 • 06/15/2009
Stephen takes calls about GM and Chrysler on his new radio show, "Car Shout."
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03:47
The Colbert Report
S5
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Tip/Wag - Jim Webb, Home Lasers & KBR
Jim Webb's Marine background makes it difficult thank the Army, while Stephen tips his hat to a wrinkle-blasting laser and the contractors who built his set.
06/11/2009
03:05
The Colbert Report
S5
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Golf Club & George W. Bush's Greeting
Stephen pays homage to Bob Hope, and George W. Bush praises the troops for their courage and endurance.
06/11/2009
06:37
The Colbert Report
S5
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Frank A. Grippe
Command Sergeant Major Frank A. Grippe orders his NCOs to do the "Hokey Pokey" and sing the Army song.
06/11/2009
00:59
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S5
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Sign Off - Honey, I'm Coming Home
Stephen thanks his staff and says what he hopes all the troops can say soon: "Honey, I'm coming home."
06/11/2009
06:27
The Colbert Report
S5
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Fallback Position - Air Force Thunderbirds
It's going to take more than a series of eight-point rolls with the Air Force Thunderbirds to make Stephen throw up.
06/11/2009
03:15
The Colbert Report
S5
Warm Memories of Iraq
Stephen used the time on his long flight back from Iraq to regrow his hair, and now it's as lustrous and thick as ever.
06/15/2009
05:45
The Colbert Report
S5
Austan Goolsbee
Austan Goolsbee believes Barack Obama's policies will fix the auto industry and put Americans in a very happy place.
06/15/2009
00:34
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 6/15/09
Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Goolsbee if his arm gets tired from throwing money at problems.
06/15/2009
00:19
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Driving for the Last 10 Minutes
Stephen wants to know if he's been driving for the last 10 minutes and just not realized it.
06/15/2009
04:22
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S5
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be a Totalitarian Nutjob
Stephen advises Kim Jong-un to kidnap random people, invent wacky mythology and be fashionable.
06/15/2009
05:14
The Colbert Report
S5
Car Shout - GM & Chrysler
On his radio show, "Car Shout," Stephen answers questions about Chrysler's merger with Fiat and the difference between cars and phones.
06/15/2009
03:59
The Colbert Report
S5
Balls for Kidz - Carnivals Encore
The experts pass down their love of carnivals to the next generation by discussing food, puking and possible death or dismemberment.
06/16/2009
02:01
The Colbert Report
S5
Croatia's Biggest Jeans World Record
Stephen won't let these Slavs to fashion make off with the U.S.A.'s world record for biggest pair of jeans.
06/16/2009
05:57
The Colbert Report
S5
Jim Rogers
Jim Rogers aims to keep power affordable and reliable while cleaning up the coal industry's large carbon footprint.
06/16/2009
03:39
The Colbert Report
S5
Teh-Runoff - Karim Sadjadpour
Karim Sadjadpour believes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sees his victory as a gift from God and Ayatollah Khomeini.
06/16/2009
00:32
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 6/16/09
According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.
06/16/2009
00:04
The Colbert Report
S5
Goodnight
That's it for The Report, everybody.
06/16/2009
03:27
The Colbert Report
S5
Teh-Runoff
Mir Hossein Mousavi could be the Martin Luther King of Iran -- or possibly the Vidal Sassoon.
06/16/2009
02:06
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's Positive Obama Coverage
Stephen proves he's fair and balanced by giving favorable news coverage of Barack Obama killing a fly.
06/17/2009
00:37
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 6/17/09
Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.
06/17/2009
05:28
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Bohemian Grove
A man has never asked to be considered for membership in Sonia Sotomayor's women's-only club -- until now.
06/17/2009
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