The Colbert Report
Car Shout - GM & Chrysler
Season 5 • 06/15/2009
Stephen takes calls about GM and Chrysler on his new radio show, "Car Shout."
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Tip/Wag - Jim Webb, Home Lasers & KBRThe Colbert ReportS5
Jim Webb's Marine background makes it difficult thank the Army, while Stephen tips his hat to a wrinkle-blasting laser and the contractors who built his set.
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Golf Club & George W. Bush's GreetingThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen pays homage to Bob Hope, and George W. Bush praises the troops for their courage and endurance.
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Frank A. GrippeThe Colbert ReportS5
Command Sergeant Major Frank A. Grippe orders his NCOs to do the "Hokey Pokey" and sing the Army song.
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Sign Off - Honey, I'm Coming HomeThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen thanks his staff and says what he hopes all the troops can say soon: "Honey, I'm coming home."
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Fallback Position - Air Force ThunderbirdsThe Colbert ReportS5
It's going to take more than a series of eight-point rolls with the Air Force Thunderbirds to make Stephen throw up.
Warm Memories of IraqThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen used the time on his long flight back from Iraq to regrow his hair, and now it's as lustrous and thick as ever.
Austan GoolsbeeThe Colbert ReportS5
Austan Goolsbee believes Barack Obama's policies will fix the auto industry and put Americans in a very happy place.
Intro - 6/15/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Goolsbee if his arm gets tired from throwing money at problems.
Sign Off - Driving for the Last 10 MinutesThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants to know if he's been driving for the last 10 minutes and just not realized it.
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be a Totalitarian NutjobThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen advises Kim Jong-un to kidnap random people, invent wacky mythology and be fashionable.
Car Shout - GM & ChryslerThe Colbert ReportS5
On his radio show, "Car Shout," Stephen answers questions about Chrysler's merger with Fiat and the difference between cars and phones.
Balls for Kidz - Carnivals EncoreThe Colbert ReportS5
The experts pass down their love of carnivals to the next generation by discussing food, puking and possible death or dismemberment.
Croatia's Biggest Jeans World RecordThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen won't let these Slavs to fashion make off with the U.S.A.'s world record for biggest pair of jeans.
Jim RogersThe Colbert ReportS5
Jim Rogers aims to keep power affordable and reliable while cleaning up the coal industry's large carbon footprint.
Teh-Runoff - Karim SadjadpourThe Colbert ReportS5
Karim Sadjadpour believes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sees his victory as a gift from God and Ayatollah Khomeini.
Intro - 6/16/09The Colbert ReportS5
According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.
Teh-RunoffThe Colbert ReportS5
Mir Hossein Mousavi could be the Martin Luther King of Iran -- or possibly the Vidal Sassoon.
Stephen's Positive Obama CoverageThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen proves he's fair and balanced by giving favorable news coverage of Barack Obama killing a fly.
Intro - 6/17/09The Colbert ReportS5
Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.
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