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Supreme Court Press
Season 5 • 06/01/2009
White males are further marginalized by Sonia Sotomayor's Supreme Court nomination.
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01:38
The Colbert Report
S5
47-Million-Year-Old Fossil
A newly discovered 47-million-year-old fossil doesn't look anything like Stephen's Aunt Ida.
05/21/2009
05:13
The Colbert Report
S5
Green Day
Green Day discusses Wal-Mart's censorship and considers covering one of Stephen's patriotic songs.
05/21/2009
04:01
The Colbert Report
S5
Naan-Partisan
Stephen calls Shashi Tharoor to congratulate him on getting the Colbert Bump.
05/21/2009
04:58
The Colbert Report
S5
Formidable Opponent - Pragmatism or Idealism
Idealist Stephen and the pragmatist Stephen attempt a compromise on how best to deal with cats and dogs.
05/21/2009
00:17
The Colbert Report
S5
Dance for Stephen
Stephen entertained you for half an hour, now it's your turn to dance for him.
06/01/2009
00:37
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 6/01/09
Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.
06/01/2009
03:26
The Colbert Report
S5
Sonia Sotomayor's Nomination - Jeffrey Toobin
After 106 white male Supreme Court justices, Jeffrey Toobin thinks it might be time to change the court dynamics.
06/01/2009
02:30
The Colbert Report
S5
Guns in National Parks
Thanks to Tom Coburn and the NRA, campers need no longer live in fear of being carjacked by a bison.
06/01/2009
05:57
The Colbert Report
S5
Byron Dorgan
Byron Dorgan doesn't believe in the kind of banking modernization that caused the Great Depression.
06/01/2009
03:39
The Colbert Report
S5
Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - United Arab Emirates
When in the Persian Gulf, do as the Persians do, so Stephen's packing a box of their official Sheik condoms.
06/01/2009
02:49
The Colbert Report
S5
Supreme Court Press
Sonia Sotomayor's nomination sends a terrible message to all the white boys out there who dream of having their judicial reputations destroyed by the media.
06/01/2009
01:50
The Colbert Report
S5
Saudi Arabia Press Restrictions
Saudi Arabia needlessly warns American journalists traveling with President Obama against reporting on anything other than Obama.
06/02/2009
07:17
The Colbert Report
S5
Cheating Death - Cheerios, Soda Paralysis & Oprah's Crazy Talk
Cheerios marketing receives FDA scrutiny, soda drinkers face paralysis, and Oprah endorses dubious health advice.
06/02/2009
00:38
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 6/2/09
The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects kids from erectile dysfunction advertising.
06/02/2009
04:43
The Colbert Report
S5
Jim Moran vs. Viagra
Jim Moran introduces a bill that will ban erectile dysfunction ads from running during the day.
06/02/2009
05:21
The Colbert Report
S5
Katty Kay
Katty Kay explains the significant value of women in the workplace, even though they work in different ways than men.
06/02/2009
00:11
The Colbert Report
S5
Best Audience of the Night
This was Stephen's best audience of the night.
06/02/2009
Interview
06:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Eric Schlosser - "Food, Inc."
Eric Schlosser, co-producer of the documentary film "Food, Inc.," talks about the link between the rise of factory farms in the U.S. and the heightened risk of foodborne illnesses.
06/03/2009
04:29
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - I Do, You Don't
All marriages shouldn't be equal, but there should be so many separate kinds of marriage that the gays don't feel singled out.
06/03/2009
00:35
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 6/3/09
California allows some gay couples to stay married, and Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July.
06/03/2009
04:47
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson & GM
Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson stands up against big government, and GM fires its robots.
06/03/2009
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