The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 11/04/2009
William Bratton wants to take the American police force model to other parts of the world.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 11/5/09
Canadian athletes dope with beaver musk to gain an unfair advantage at the Winter Games, and William Bratton runs from the law.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 11/4/09
Stephen takes a wait-and-swim approach to global warming and talks to Harold Evans about the newspaper business.
The Colbert ReportS5 Formidable Opponent - Global Warming With Al Gore
Al Gore explains to Stephen and Stephen and Al Gore that stopping global warming doesn't have to hurt the economy.
The Colbert ReportS5 Harold Evans
Harold Evans talks about being married to Tina Brown, getting knighted by the queen and exposing spies in the British government.
The Colbert ReportS5 Guy-Fawkers
Michele Bachmann one-ups the tea party protests by holding a health care reform rally on Guy Fawkes Day.
The Colbert ReportS5 '09 Off-Year Semi-Presidential Electferendum
Barack Obama loses the New Jersey and Virginia gubernatorial races, and Chris Christie uses Monty Python to attack Jon Corzine.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - Rush Limbaugh & Us Weekly
Rush Limbaugh has no clue about who will beat Barack Obama in 2012, and Us Weekly judges celebrities' kids on their appearance.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cheating Death - Swine Flu Scam Detector & Vaxaconda
The Prescott Swine Flu Scam Detector exposes fake treatments, while Vaxaconda prevents kidney failure and rodent infestations.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Donate to U.S. Speedskating
Don't forget to donate to the U.S. Speedskating team.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Poison Gas
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here -- Stephen's flooding the studio with poison gas.
The Colbert ReportS5 William Bratton
William Bratton works to take the American police force model to emerging democracies and post-conflict nations.
The Colbert ReportS5 Trouble, Coverage
The House Democrats pass health care reform while Republicans are at home watching Wanda Sykes' new show.
The Colbert ReportS5 U.S. Speedskating Team Takes Gold
Thanks to the Colbert Nation, the U.S. Speedskating team wins the gold at the World Cup.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 11/9/09
The House passes a health care bill late Saturday night, and Stephen ignores Thomas Campbell's suggested donation request.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a District - Delaware's At-Large - Mike Castle
Congressman Mike Castle doesn't believe Delaware should allow people to marry chickens.
The Colbert ReportS5 Thomas Campbell
Thomas Campbell explains to Stephen why people come to see art at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - You Can't Take It With You
You can't take it with you, but you can lick it so no one else takes it when you're gone.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 11/10/09
The Iranian revolution celebrates 30 years, and Stephen assumes Maria Shriver's new charity is California.
The Colbert ReportS5 Barney Frank Is Not a Great Outdoorsman
Just because Barney Frank authored a bill to legalize medical marijuana doesn't mean he could recognize a pot plant.
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