The Colbert ReportS4 E153Intro - 12/1/08
Stephen checks in on the war in Afghanistan. He can't wait to see how it's fixed itself while he hasn't been paying attention.
The Colbert ReportS4 E153War in Afghanistan
The best way to make heroin uncool is to get Al Roker hooked on smack.
The Colbert ReportS4 E153Roland Fryer
Roland Fryer details his innovative program that pays kids for good grades.
The Colbert ReportS4 E153Tip/Wag - All Wag Christmas Edition
Stephen always thought any card that was blank inside was atheist, but one un-American greeting card company goes a step further.
The Colbert ReportS4 E154The Word - A Man Named Plaxico
Some are calling Plaxico Burress the Rosa Parks of people who have shot themselves in the thigh in a nightclub.
The Colbert ReportS4 E154Buy Stephen's Boots on eBay
Stephen's boots reek of holiday cheer and are up for auction on eBay.
The Colbert ReportS4 E154Operation Humble Kanye - Buy Stephen's Album
Buy Stephen's album on iTunes tomorrow before Kanye West's head gets any bigger.
The Colbert ReportS4 E154Colbert Platinum - Christmas Edition
The Miguel Caballero bulletproof Polo shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who has everything, including a price on his head.
The Colbert ReportS4 E154Jeffrey Goldberg
Jeffrey Goldberg believes airports don't have security -- they've got security theater.
The Colbert ReportS4 E154Intro - 12/2/08
A Giants wide receiver is charged with gun possession. He -- could -- go -- all -- the -- way -- to -- jail!
The Colbert ReportS4 E155The Word - Barack-Handed Compliment
Rush Limbaugh isn't the only one who compliments Barack Obama's scheming.
The Colbert ReportS4 E155The End, Not the Beginning
Unfortunately, it's not the beginning of the show.
The Colbert ReportS4 E155NASA Spider Escapes
If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.
The Colbert ReportS4 E155Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting
Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.
The Colbert ReportS4 E155Intro - 12/3/08
The media reacts to Obama's cabinet picks -- there's a debate over whether to shower him with praise or adulation.
The Colbert ReportS4 E155Barbara Walters
Barbara Walters lists some previous fascinating people we've already forgotten.
The Colbert ReportS4 E156Nicholas Wade
Nicholas Wade explains why he's going to all the trouble of recreating a woolly mammoth.
The Colbert ReportS4 E156Movies That Are Destroying America - Holiday Movie Edition
The Santa in "Miracle on 34th Street" is a socialist.